blurpt 

When the police pull you over and make a quick on/off "blurp" sound in conjunction with a quick on/off flash of light.

I got sideways on Highway 5, looked in tha review while on da gas and yo nigga got blurpt.

blurpt by SaggyNad August 23, 2008

Blurpt 

The act of completely random ownage.

"I just kicked my dad in the balls on his birthday"

"Damn, that sucka got blurpt!"

Blurpt by blurptking3 October 12, 2008

Blurplefy 

The act of taking one's Discord profile picture and changing the colours to be only Blurple, Discord's main colour, and White. (Occasionally Dark Blurple, if necessary)

"Yo, dude, I've just joined Project Blurple. You gonna join as well?"

"Yeah. Isn't that the place where you Blurplefy your image?"

Blurplefy by GamesForDays2 June 10, 2018

blurtmouth 

When you can’t stop yourself from saying something you wish you hadn’t said.

The nominee appears to be suffering from a serious case of blurtmouth.

blurtmouth by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2018

blumptastic 

blump-kin (adj.)
The description of an action or event that is so incredible that it can only be accurately described or compared by the reception of a blow job while shitting.

word origin - "BLUMP" Old French Porn -, "KIN" - Middle English, Blump-kin Urban Dictionary

My last blumpkin was blumptastic.

blumptastic by Tim January 24, 2004

Blurthurt 

The resentful feeling towards the Hive Social Media Platform and its users after you have been chased off it for being a dick and have to blog on Blurt instead.

Have you seen that guy's latest rant about Hive?

Yeah. Never mind him, he's just Blurthurt.

Blurthurt by spamfarmer June 10, 2023

Blurtful 

When someone has occasion to blurt out something verbally hurtful to yourself or others.

We were having a nice dinner until Dakota said something very blurtful to Cythia.

Blurtful by Jeff D August 31, 2005