Blurpt

The act of completely random ownage.

"I just kicked my dad in the balls on his birthday"

"Damn, that sucka got blurpt!"

by blurptking3 October 12, 2008

blurpt

When the police pull you over and make a quick on/off "blurp" sound in conjunction with a quick on/off flash of light.

I got sideways on Highway 5, looked in tha review while on da gas and yo nigga got blurpt.

by SaggyNad August 23, 2008