Blurp

The disgusting sudden explosion of blood that comes out of the vagina when youre on your period and you laugh/sneeze/cough.

Beth: "Yea so I totally just got my period today. Gross right?"
Anna: "Yuck girl."
Beth: *sneeze*
Beth: "Oh god... I umm... Need the bathroom..."
Anna: "Oh my god you just blurped didn't you???"

by Elle911 April 09, 2011

Blurp

A fat person who enjoys McDonald's

T-blurp hollins

by Swagg Based July 04, 2011

Blurp

Blurp means when you have slurped a drink and afterwords you have a burped it's a combination between the 2 words burp and slurp

OMG I just a blurp

by Gingerbreadlady_ February 02, 2017

Blurp

When you burp and blow it away (usually in someone else's face) or blow as a kiss

Invented by Aoife Preston

Aoife: BURP (blows into Zara's face)
Zara: Ahhhhh Gurl don't you blurp me

by beckyandaife September 18, 2014

Blurp

When you put the balls in your mouth and burp.

My girl gave me a blurp last night and the vibrations were great.

by Soundwave369 September 16, 2018

Blurp

A Persian woman who bleaches her hair blonde. Often seen in combination with a nose job, heavy make-up, and eveningwear in the daytime. Can be spotted on the streets of Beverly Hills, zig-zaging in a Mercedes SUV with a cell phone pressed to her ear.

I've got a date with a Blurp tonight -- better bring an extra credit card.

by MaxSwell May 12, 2007

Blurp

Verb. The act of burping then blowing it at someone.

"Eww! Don't Blurp at me!"

by CD901928374885993 January 07, 2010