Blurst

A substitute for the word worse, only used in extreme cases, and only used by 1000 monkeys typing at 1000 typerwriters.

"'It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times'?!, you stupid monkey!"

by mollar April 12, 2007

Blurst

Like worst... but so much blurse.

You wished her death and pain for her birthday?! That's what I wished her! This is the blurst embarassment ever.

by MrGlass December 29, 2004

Blurst

Putting too much liquid into your mouth and when swallowing, it goes every where.

The shot was too big and he blurst all over himself.

by YoYo-Pete January 11, 2007

Blurst

Combination of bleeding while at the same time bursting. Usually refers to the bursting of blood out one's crevices. Can sometime relate to periods, or large fits of laughter, zit poppings, deficating, or throwing up.

I went to the bathroom and blursted all over the toilets.

by BlurstingBall May 6, 2010

Blurst

Sexual: a semi-unexpected, yet satisfying orgasm

Comical: a sudden outburst of loud, exploding laughter

I was banging Leyla's brains out last night and it was so good I just blursted in like 10 minutes!

by IEATRICE July 27, 2008

the blurst

1) The best of the worst

2) The best of times and the worst of times

1) That new goregrind band is the blurst!

2) My family reniuon was the blurst! It started off great, and then everyone got drunk and started fighting.

by sam ward May 27, 2007

Blursting

Random out-busts of completly useless information, particuraly when someone is supposed to be quiet.

Hey you in the back! Stop blursting when I am trying to teach!

by The Carmelator March 20, 2009