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When the police pull you over and make a quick on/off "blurp" sound in conjunction with a quick on/off flash of light.
I got sideways on Highway 5, looked in tha review while on da gas and yo nigga got blurpt.
blurpt by SaggyNad August 23, 2008
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blurtype 

blurtype (n.)

occurs when you "blurt out" something when typing or chatting, and it can't be undone, cuz the person you're chatting with already saw it.
OMG, I accidentally blurtyped all of my feelings to her, and now she's got too much ammo on me. I have to be more careful next time.
blurtype by ninjahmawnsta May 14, 2011

Reverse Blumpty 

A multi pleasure activity where a man recieves a rim-job while taking a piss.
1: Man, I was just taking a piss when this girl stuck her tongue up my arse.
2: Was it good?
1: It was damn good.
2: Reverse blumpty man, that's what I'm talking about.
Reverse Blumpty by Pimp-Master J August 30, 2008
A multi pleasure activity where a man recieves a blow job while taking a shit.
Blumpty by Anonymous October 20, 2003
Person1: I wish I had an online journal like you.
Person2: You can! Just go to www.blurty.com
Blurty by SwiNgeR July 12, 2003

Blumpty Dumpty 

A guy is doing and upper decker while a woman is shitting and blowing him.
The couple were so upset at the party, so they did a blumpty dumpty to show their appreciation.
Blumpty Dumpty by TexMexMariner November 28, 2014