Blurthurt 

The resentful feeling towards the Hive Social Media Platform and its users after you have been chased off it for being a dick and have to blog on Blurt instead.

Have you seen that guy's latest rant about Hive?

Yeah. Never mind him, he's just Blurthurt.

Blurthurt by spamfarmer June 10, 2023

Butthurt Lord 

Butthurt Lord is when you get salty over a simple thing while you bitch and complain about how trash is it since the object you're complain about is very easy. This is also called pulling a Legacy Storms.

Butthurt Lord also known as Legacy Storms got so damn butthurt that he complained over "how he can't open a 5 dollar happy meal because it's too hard and fragile."

Butthurt Lord by QwertyTwinkleToes May 30, 2019

Captain Butthurt 

Someone who is consistently angry or aggravated at everyone and everything.

Sam: Dude is Danny being Captain Burrhurt again?
Nate: Yeah he just punched Brandon for laughing at him, he's definitely being Captain Butthurt

Captain Butthurt by ThatOneWhiteGuyEveryoneHugs August 18, 2013

Butthurt People 

People who are easily offended and react in an overly dramatic fashion usually starting with the word "WOW."

Person 1: Butthurt people are so annoying. They just flooded my video, talking about how I shouldn't be joking about (insert thing here).
Person 2: Yeah. They're so annoying.

Butthurt People by TheFakeBryanGiha June 18, 2016

Butthurt 

being offended and holding a grudge

Billy was Butthurt at the fact that Sylvester took a potato chip from his potato chip bag.

Butthurt by Thugger Mcblackington September 6, 2015

butthurt feminist 

A feminist who will yell at you at the top of her lungs and will yell “this man just sexually hasrassed me” for and get mad at every little comment that you say even if it’s not a direct comment.

{Dude, come watch this video of a butthurt feminist!}
Dude: it’s Hugh Mungus

Feminist: Humongous what?..
Feminist: Humongous what?
Dude: Hugh Mungus
(This same old B.S.)
Feminist: Is that sexual harassment?
Dude: No, it’s Hugh Mungus.
Feminist: Why would you say that to me?
Dude: ‘cause that’s my name!

Feminist: What? Humongous what? Is that what you did when you said that to me?

(On and on...)

butthurt feminist by RDSbruh February 20, 2018

Butthurt Marveltard

A person who is obsessed with the Marvel movies and unreasonably hates anything from DC.

That new Batman v Superman trailer hurt my Marveltard butt. I'm now a Butthurt Marveltard.

Butthurt Marveltard by Decker Manning September 2, 2015