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A childish term for a blanket, sometimes used between lovers in their baby talk but more often used in communication between a parent and a young child. Oftentimes, this term is used as a proper noun as though the blanket were a cognizant entity.
Oh, look how Johnny is sucking his thumb and cuddling with Blankey.
blankey by kevinthenerd September 18, 2004
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1) An unclassifiable species that pride themselves on being "different" and can be commonly found roaming in suburban areas or sheltered from the outside...seeking comfort by gaming.

2) Derived from the term Blenky, a Blenkey can be oddly cool and attractive due to its social obtusity and unique way of dress.

3) Another term for a Cynical Bastard

4) A person who communicates through a series of insults and put downs.
OMFG you're such a Blenkey!
Blenkey by NOMsexual June 4, 2010

Big Blunkett 

Combination of "David Blunkett" and "Big Brother" (from Orwell's 1984, not the trashy TV show!), to illustrate the fact that Blunkett wants us all tagged, DNA profiled, ID'd and watched by surveillance cameras at all times, because of the bogeymen of "illegal immigration", "terrorism", and "benefit fraud".
"Big Blunkett's not satisfied that the UK already has 10% of the world's surveillance cameras, so he's set a 5 year plan and another target to top this"
Big Blunkett by Stoatman August 21, 2004
The act of preforming fellatio on a man whilst he is simultaneously taking a shit.
fellatio = blowjob
“I was running late for work so I asked her to give me some blumkey to save time.”
“My life revolves around multitasking and saving time and that is why I make my wife give me some blumkey to save time”
Blumkey by Cathaleoo815 June 15, 2020
a Bunkey is a mixture of a bunny and a monkey. they are usually found in India and Korea. they eat banana and noodles. when the bunkeys feel that there is a danger coming, they make a particular face that is called the 'Bunkey face'. they try to seduce people by making those cute faces and run away.
Tal: I'm not gonna eat McDonald

*Bunkey Face*

Tal: Ok fine I'll eat it
The opposite of a wigger. An black man of African heritage acting like the stereotypical definition of what is considered a white personality.
Wayne Brady is a goddamn blonkey.
blonkey by Sean March 4, 2005