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The opposite of a wigger. An black man of African heritage acting like the stereotypical definition of what is considered a white personality.
Wayne Brady is a goddamn blonkey.
blonkey by Sean March 4, 2005
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A black Honkey

A blackman that acts whiter then a white man

another word used for Uncle Tom
Yo look at that Uncle Tom he ain't nothin but a Blonkey!
Blonkey by Jason Sullivan March 4, 2008
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A black person who acts white.
A black person who is trying to be white.
A black person who does white things
Chris is such a blonkey
Dan is really acting like a blonkey
Did you see what Mike did? thats such a blonkey thing to do.
Blonkey by Bennyboo87 May 12, 2011
A black guy who's like a white guy, sometimes more like a white guy than a white guy.
The blonkey is gonna fuck up when he tries to dance with a black girl. He shoulda stuck with white chicks.
Blonkey by Solid Mantis June 24, 2018
commonly used to describe blue donkeys, can double as an insult - synonym for cum dumpster
My eyebrows look so blonkey shishter...
blonkey by AnneAllyakaBlonkzilla December 5, 2020
Commonly used in Charleston, SC. It means butt (derriere). Boonkey is a Gullah/Geechee word.
Gullah/Geechee: "Gaaareed dat gurl dere got a big ol' boonkey on she!"

Translation: Wow, she has a huge butt!
Boonkey by dmwinthrop May 4, 2010
Clunky, cumbersome, or awkward. Something that's larger than it needs to be is blonky, as is anything that should be smaller and more trim, or that has square edges that should be rounded.
Compared with transistor radios, boom boxes are very blonky.
Blonky by The Odessa Kid July 7, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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