blankey

A childish term for a blanket, sometimes used between lovers in their baby talk but more often used in communication between a parent and a young child. Oftentimes, this term is used as a proper noun as though the blanket were a cognizant entity.

Oh, look how Johnny is sucking his thumb and cuddling with Blankey.

by kevinthenerd September 18, 2004

Blankey The Blanket

A Blanket YouTuber. Known as a blanket that makes YouTube videos every month.

I watch Blankey The Blanket On Youtube.

by Kidofrom7 November 18, 2020

Blankey Yankee

An SO who steals all the blankeys, therefore deeming themselves a Blankey Yankee.

'I slept with Brenda last night, and let me tell you, she's a damn Blankey Yankee.'

by Poop12345!@#$% April 11, 2016

Popcorn Sex Blanket

A blanket used for nights or days of marathon sex and or bedroom olympics . When nourishment is need for excessive caloric burn, popcorn is consumed.

You should of seen how many times I made her pop last night, on that popcorn sex blanket.

by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 6, 2019

Rock Blanket

A bed covering consisting of fabric enclosed pellets (glass or plastic) to increase the weight on one's body which can increase the level of comfort for some individual's.

The rock blanket helped me to sleep comfortably last night.

by MegaSkiFree March 24, 2022

Butt blanket

Pants.

I could barely fit into my butt blanket today.

by The anti-funhugger April 11, 2015

skank blanket

When a guy wakes up the next morning after a hard night out to find a butt ugly chick curled up next to him.

Hey, did you see that skank blanket spooning Steve last night on the couch.... Yeah dude that was my sister... Oh my bad.

by tinkerbell_1 January 2, 2011