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A term to describe getting a blumpkin, and then afterwords receiving a rimjob
Yoo dude I was at a Circle-K bathroom and this random guy came in and gave me a Blumjob!!
Blumjob by Rionox March 20, 2025
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A blowjob from an actual bum that has missing teeth and a mustache/beard combo. Most likely occuring to another bum who has exchanged a few dollars or alcohol/drugs for the service.
At 2a.m. last night I cut thru an alley on my way home and saw a homeless guy getting a bumjob.
Bumjob by Joey Paisan September 24, 2011
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When a blowjob is cut short, and ends in the unfortunate situation of blueballs.
She was blowing me pretty good, but got lockjaw when I was about to cum. Turned a great blowjob into a lousy bluejob.
Bluejob by YeahWrite! August 14, 2010
The act of sucking on another human's anus. It is the physical combination of a blowjob and rim job.
Jay gave his man a terrific blimjob last night!
Blimjob by SlydeCith April 3, 2016
When you are drunk and you give or get a blowjob- but don't remember it.
Last night I was so drunk. I got a blurjob but I cant remember it.
blurjob by azzcrag June 25, 2010
when a male is receiving filatio and at the climax of the session, the male ejaculates a bloody, spermy icing like mixture in the female's mouth.
Person #1: Did you hear why Vanessa broke up with Allen?

Person #2: Ya i heard he gave her a blum job
blum job by Mike Hunt S. Harry September 26, 2009
When someone starts giving a guy a blowjob and does not complete the task at hand, leaving him with blueballs.
That bitch was good for nothing but a bluejob!
bluejob by shaunaniganz February 21, 2015
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