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The best head you’ll ever get.
This girl gave me the best bluujob last night and I came down her throat.
bluujob by HypeR MulTi July 15, 2019
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Getting a blowjob under a staircase in school
Zyler got a blaujob before the football game
Blaujob by The Cococrew April 5, 2019
When a blowjob is cut short, and ends in the unfortunate situation of blueballs.
She was blowing me pretty good, but got lockjaw when I was about to cum. Turned a great blowjob into a lousy bluejob.
Bluejob by YeahWrite! August 14, 2010
When you are drunk and you give or get a blowjob- but don't remember it.
Last night I was so drunk. I got a blurjob but I cant remember it.
blurjob by azzcrag June 25, 2010
When someone starts giving a guy a blowjob and does not complete the task at hand, leaving him with blueballs.
That bitch was good for nothing but a bluejob!
bluejob by shaunaniganz February 21, 2015
Any kind of blowjob that involves the use of blue food coloring.
"Do you do fetish? 'Cause I got this big thing for the color blue..."

"You mean like a bluejob? It'll cost extra."

"Damn..."
bluejob by Spirit_Stiff June 18, 2007
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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