Definitions by Rionox
Packing The Pipe
When a man goes to the local Rona+, he goes to the plumbing section and tries to find the exact shape, length, and width of his erect phallus by trial and error in a PVC Pipe.
Did you hear about this? A random homeless man broke into Rona+ last night and I heard rumors he was Packing The Pipe!
Packing The Pipe by Rionox March 20, 2025
Pulling A Pin
Pulling A Pin by Rionox March 16, 2025
Balloon Buster
Someone who cums inside of a balloon so many times that eventually with enough loads, the balloon pops and spills the concoction of fluids all over the ground making a mess.
Balloon Buster by Rionox April 24, 2023
Smegma Stealer
An unknown entity who steals and collects the crusty smegma off cut/un-cut men while they are sleeping.
Smegma Stealer by Rionox April 20, 2023
German Lunch Lady
The lunch lady of the Bulgarian Lunch Line. The German Lunch Lady does a tradition where she puts a spatula up the ass of the last person in line, then uses the contaminated spatula it to cook a stew and serve it to the FIRST person in line. Anyone who stands against this tradition is strung up over a bubbling, hot boiling pot of liquid cum that was concocted via the entire school staff and football team, and then the school has a vote to determine to drench them in the pot. Once it has been decided, the lunch lady feeds the pot to the whole school. This is a normal tradition in Bulgaria.
German Lunch Lady by Rionox March 30, 2023
The Brooklyn Pizza Incident
In Brooklyn, a group of 15 or more men stormed into one local pizza shop, took over the pizza shop and hold the employees hostage, went to the back where the unfinished pizzas were, and then force themselves onto the ovens and then all simultaneously jizz onto the pizza practically covering the entire pizza in man sauce. They do this with every pizza, then make their escape.
The Brooklyn Pizza Incident by Rionox March 2, 2023