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Bluejob
She was blowing me pretty good, but got lockjaw when I was about to cum. Turned a great blowjob into a lousy bluejob.
Bluejob by YeahWrite! August 14, 2010
bluejob
When someone starts giving a guy a blowjob and does not complete the task at hand, leaving him with blueballs.
That bitch was good for nothing but a bluejob!
bluejob by shaunaniganz February 21, 2015
bluejob
"Do you do fetish? 'Cause I got this big thing for the color blue..."
"You mean like a bluejob? It'll cost extra."
"Damn..."
"You mean like a bluejob? It'll cost extra."
"Damn..."
bluejob by Spirit_Stiff June 18, 2007
Bluejob
A bluejob is like a blowjob, but the but whoever is sucking your dick stops sucking when your about to cum, this resulting in a Blue job, leaving you with “Blue Balls” referring it to a Blue Job.
Guy 1 : yeah, she sucked my dick.
Guy 2: Really? Lucky.
Guy 1: Not really, she gave me a bluejob
Guy 2: Damn, that sucks.
Guy 2: Really? Lucky.
Guy 1: Not really, she gave me a bluejob
Guy 2: Damn, that sucks.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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