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Bluejob
She was blowing me pretty good, but got lockjaw when I was about to cum. Turned a great blowjob into a lousy bluejob.
Bluejob by YeahWrite! August 14, 2010
bluejob
When someone starts giving a guy a blowjob and does not complete the task at hand, leaving him with blueballs.
That bitch was good for nothing but a bluejob!
bluejob by shaunaniganz February 21, 2015
bluejob
"Do you do fetish? 'Cause I got this big thing for the color blue..."
"You mean like a bluejob? It'll cost extra."
"Damn..."
"You mean like a bluejob? It'll cost extra."
"Damn..."
bluejob by Spirit_Stiff June 18, 2007
Bluejob
A bluejob is like a blowjob, but the but whoever is sucking your dick stops sucking when your about to cum, this resulting in a Blue job, leaving you with “Blue Balls” referring it to a Blue Job.
Guy 1 : yeah, she sucked my dick.
Guy 2: Really? Lucky.
Guy 1: Not really, she gave me a bluejob
Guy 2: Damn, that sucks.
Guy 2: Really? Lucky.
Guy 1: Not really, she gave me a bluejob
Guy 2: Damn, that sucks.
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