blurjob

When you are drunk and you give or get a blowjob- but don't remember it.

Last night I was so drunk. I got a blurjob but I cant remember it.

by azzcrag June 25, 2010

Bluejob

When a blowjob is cut short, and ends in the unfortunate situation of blueballs.

She was blowing me pretty good, but got lockjaw when I was about to cum. Turned a great blowjob into a lousy bluejob.

by YeahWrite! August 14, 2010

blur job

A blur job occurs while a guy is driving and notices a girl driving the opposite direction. She might have been hot but there is really no telling at high speeds.

“Oh man! I just got a blur job and she was really hot! I think she was blonde.”

“Damn I missed her”

by Ockman May 2, 2008

bluejob

When someone starts giving a guy a blowjob and does not complete the task at hand, leaving him with blueballs.

That bitch was good for nothing but a bluejob!

by shaunaniganz February 21, 2015

bluejob

Any kind of blowjob that involves the use of blue food coloring.

"Do you do fetish? 'Cause I got this big thing for the color blue..."

"You mean like a bluejob? It'll cost extra."

"Damn..."

by Spirit_Stiff June 18, 2007

Bluejob

A bluejob is like a blowjob, but the but whoever is sucking your dick stops sucking when your about to cum, this resulting in a Blue job, leaving you with “Blue Balls” referring it to a Blue Job.

Guy 1 : yeah, she sucked my dick.

Guy 2: Really? Lucky.

Guy 1: Not really, she gave me a bluejob

Guy 2: Damn, that sucks.

by Lxminouse December 7, 2019

blur job

Lacking any recollection of the night before, and yet fairly confident that you got some play.

“So did you tap that last night or what? She was all over you.”

“I can’t say for sure, I think I got a Blur Job.”

by Ockman May 2, 2008