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When you are drunk and you give or get a blowjob- but don't remember it.
Last night I was so drunk. I got a blurjob but I cant remember it.
by azzcrag June 23, 2010
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It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
Dunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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A blur job occurs while a guy is driving and notices a girl driving the opposite direction. She might have been hot but there is really no telling at high speeds.
“Oh man! I just got a blur job and she was really hot! I think she was blonde.”

“Damn I missed her”
by Ockman May 02, 2008
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Lacking any recollection of the night before, and yet fairly confident that you got some play.
“So did you tap that last night or what? She was all over you.”

“I can’t say for sure, I think I got a Blur Job.”
by Ockman May 02, 2008
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When a girl blows you so fast that her head is nothing but a blur.
Nate: "Did you get a blow job last night, man?"
Josh: "Dude, I got more than that, I got a fuckin blur job!"
Nate: "Right on man! I knew Kelly was good!"
by DanikaDarko May 21, 2009
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