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The new alternative to a blowjob. No one like to hear about a job and no one likes to work. But everyone loves treats!! What person wouldn't want to participate in a blowtreat!!

Last night my husband wanted oral sex...I gave him the best blowtreat ever and got a prize at the end!!

blowtreat by Rev Pickle July 18, 2010

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blowrection

when a guy gets aroused from a girl blowing her nose.

When Cathy had that cold i couldn't lose my blowrection.

blowrection by andrewgay January 14, 2009

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Blowstreak

Getting a blowjob while getting a killstreak in Call of Duty or Any FPS.

(Jason)Dude yesteray i was getting a blowjob whille owning you noobs in COD 4!! Bit*hsss BLOWSTREAK!!(Cody) Nice bro Sammy gave me one last week!

Blowstreak by GimmiedatD00bey August 9, 2009

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blowtential

adj;

A way to be safe when guys talk about letting borderline ugly girls go down on them.

It is very indefinite, so it can go either way.

Brad: Bro, you see that new chick at work?

Tom: Mad blowtential, don't you think?

Brad: Hell yesssss.

Or the other scenario:

Brad: Bro, you see that new chick at work?

Tom: Hell yeah, mad blowtential!

Brad: Dude, that is disgusting. I was going to say she was sick.

blowtential by XamNagok December 24, 2009

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Blowtease

When a girl licks the top of your bellend but does not completely suck off the penis.

'Omg Jenny just totally gave me a blowtease last night it was great but i really wanted to go the whole hog yer know...'

'I'm not ready for a blowjob yet Margaret just give me a damn blowtease...'

Blowtease by Dr Doommachineoo August 17, 2009

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blowtivation

when your girl knows your feeling lethargic, depressed, hungover, or about to attempt something risky, and she gives you a blowjob to get the baby batter off the brain

MAN: "Thanks for the BLOWTIVATION baby, now ill definitely be able to jump this thirty foot gap."

blowtivation by johnwillsmithsethrandypowell December 18, 2010

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Blowtential

When a girls not hot enough to fuck, but you'd let her blow you

-You going to fuck that chick?
-Nah she's a cow, but she has blowtential

Blowtential by CashLunny January 5, 2016

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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