Blowtease

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When a girl licks the top of your bellend but does not completely suck off the penis.

'Omg Jenny just totally gave me a blowtease last night it was great but i really wanted to go the whole hog yer know...'

'I'm not ready for a blowjob yet Margaret just give me a damn blowtease...'

Blowtease by Dr Doommachineoo August 17, 2009

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Blowtender

An in the closet guy who gets a job as a bartender so he can meet guys to blow.

Trent wasn't paying the bills or meeting any guys, so he got a job as a blowtender at this bar in the gay part of town.

Blowtender by dj dee jay dj September 11, 2012

Related Words

Blowtease • Blog Tease • blowjersey • blowtask • Blowtastic • Blowtender • Blowtexter • boxtease • Blowie season • Book Tease

blowtask

a blowjob lasting less than thirty seconds, not long enough to be considered a full job, merely a short task

Mark was hoping for the full thing, but Lindsey only ended up giving him a blowtask after she got really bored right away.

blowtask by moreplease February 7, 2010

boxtease

The male (or lesbian) equivelent of a cocktease. One who sends you home with an ice box.

"Fourth date and I got sent home with an ice box again! He's such a boxtease!"
"Is there a possibility he's gay?"

boxtease by Commodore Lane December 10, 2008

Blowtastic

Some that blows, hard,Like super hard. So hard, it is..... Blowtastic

Mom: Did you get a fantastic grade on your math test?

Son: More like, Blowtastic

Blowtastic by Yargpirateyarg December 18, 2005

Blowtexter

Someone who does not reply to text timely. They blow off responding to texts.

I have sent Karleigh eight texts and no response, she is such a Blowtexter.

Blowtexter by Wendydendy August 8, 2016

blowjersey

when you blow on a football players dick

steff curry is a pussy ass bitch so i did him a blowjersey

blowjersey by rawrrawrbitch January 9, 2022

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026