Blowtender

An in the closet guy who gets a job as a bartender so he can meet guys to blow.

Trent wasn't paying the bills or meeting any guys, so he got a job as a blowtender at this bar in the gay part of town.

by dj dee jay dj September 11, 2012

bowltender

One who fills the pipe.

Thanks to our heroic bowltender, this party is crispy.

by antipole May 25, 2009

Brotender

A brotender is a bartender who is also a close friend. A brotender looks after his friends like he looks after his bar. Making sure they don't drink too much or hit on married women with angry jealous husbands. If need be the brotender will give you a ride home.

Dude, Brian, I'm so glad I have you as my brotender. Without you that Marine would have kicked my ass if I had hit on his wife.

by Yomin Kitkat April 11, 2009

blowminder

Something unexpected which blows your mind.

I went to a club on amateur night to hear some live music, and one of the bands was so good, I couldn't believe they weren't being played on the radio. Blowminder. End of story.

by clifjumperr October 5, 2010

brewtender

The baddest bitches that tend the taps at craft breweries!

Damn, those brewtenders know how to give head!

by Malzfrommarz May 30, 2022

brotender

Someone who pretends be a bro, even though he really isn't.

Sam, stop being such a brotender, you're not a true bro.

by money719 June 27, 2010

Blowtexter

Someone who does not reply to text timely. They blow off responding to texts.

I have sent Karleigh eight texts and no response, she is such a Blowtexter.

by Wendydendy August 8, 2016