HitlerOfGrammar's definitions

trumpet

A really devoted Trump supporter.

Dude 1: Man, Trump won the election.
Dude 2: Look at all his supporters chanting his name in front of the Trump Tower.
Dude 1: Fucking trumpets.

by HitlerOfGrammar November 26, 2016

MTWTFSS

1. The acronym for the 7 days in a week
2. Your typical dialogue between someone who stepped on someone's toa and someone's who's toa got stepped on

"MY TOE WHAT THE FUCK" "SO SORRY"

You're at a movie theatre, someone's trying to go by a bunch of people to his seat. You hear "MTWTFSS", you know what went down.

by HitlerOfGrammar March 18, 2018

Blowtoe

For all y'all kinky ass moefuckers, the blowtoe is the toe people with foot fetishes suck on. It can also be the action of sucking on that toe.

Girl: Fuck you doing?
Guy: Giving you a blowtoe.
Girl: Fuck is that?
Guy: Fuck sake woman I'm a kinky fucker.

by HitlerOfGrammar November 8, 2017

feminut

The aura surrounding all radical feminists that renders them unfuckable 24/7.

Guy 1: Apparently that red-haired feminist has a child.
Guy 2: How the fuck did a man find her fuckable?! SHe has the feminut!

by HitlerOfGrammar November 8, 2017

arschklapper

German definition of an ass-whooping. Literally, arsch = ass, klapper = a clap

Nazi pornstar: Get ready for a big arschklapper, for you haf been very naughty, young ledy!

by HitlerOfGrammar November 8, 2017

kachinganut

The expression that defines the full extent of the euphoria during ejaculation. It gives a slight comical sense to sex, which makes it 100 times better.

Guy: Shit I'm gonna nut!
Girl: Holy shit already?!
Guy: K-k-k-k-kachingaNUT!

by HitlerOfGrammar November 8, 2017

swonking

The action of doing something amazing without the knowledge of being able to do so. It can happen if under the influence.

Dude 1: Jeez, what did he smoke?
(Dude 2 does a backflip)
Dude 3: Jesus! He is filled to the brim with that shit! He's swonking!

by HitlerOfGrammar December 6, 2017