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blond cunt hair 

1) A unit of measurement, often used by tradesmen to describe small adjustments required.

2) commonly accepted to be less precise than a "red cunt hair", the finest hair measurement scale currently in use.
"Hey Scotty, shave a blond cunt hair off that pipe, she's not lining up bud"

blood cunt 

slang for a women who is on her period.
woman : "why the fuck haven't you done the washing up you bastard...all men are bastards and are useless and the sooner we can impregnate our selfs then men will be wiped out...blah blah blah.."

man : "Shut the fuck up, don't take it out on me just because you are a blood cunt... and i want my fucking dinner NOW bitch."
blood cunt by tom best October 17, 2008

blood sucking cunt

-a stupid fucking whore
-using the violent act and hatred tward vampires ( i.e. bloodsucking)mixed with the derogatory term cunt
-often used in a common cat fight in which the two girls would most likely be yelling curses at eachother, and this term could be used to kick the other girls ass
- stupid bitch
- slut!
- fucking whore
- cock sucker
- carpet muncher!!
- BLOOD SUCKING CUNT!!!!

you see. . . . . bitch # 2 wins the fight
blood sucking cunt by bitch #2 January 20, 2006

Cunt blood 

Blood that comes from a females genitals, generally during menstruation.
Josh: ohh this bitch was grinding on me last night and i ended up with cunt blood on my leg

Mic:ohh thats hot.
Cunt blood by RattyKarnt August 25, 2009

bloodcunt crazies 

An alternative term for 'premenstrual syndrome' or 'PMS'.
Dude 1: My girlfriend just trashed my car and set fire to my house!
Dude 2: Wow! What did you do?
Dude 1: Nothing! I think it's just that time of the month!
Dude 2: The bloodcunt crazies, tough luck mate.

Bloodcunt 

Possibly the most offensive word in the English language. Pairing up 'Blood' with cunt results in a word so offensive that it should only be used in the most extreme circumstances.
"fucking bloodcunt"
Bloodcunt by Les January 12, 2004
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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