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bloik

the sound it makes when a terd hits the water, this is usually a sinker and not a floater, a floater makes more of a hollow noise like 'poink'
I was taking a dump and it was like "bloik bloik poink" mmkay?
by J-rod December 18, 2004
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Bloik

Pronounced: bloy-k
Meaning: someone who's acting like a complete idiot
Example: 'David singing drunk at a funeral'
David is such a bloik
by Dictionbloik July 4, 2017
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Boloma Block

Boloma block other wise known as Bolo (Coloma Road) is an active Piru hood in East Sac it’s know for crack heads, drug deals, gang activity, and other thug shit
Niggaz be bangin dat Boloma Block keepin it 50 east on Piru
by Brazytyrone21 September 22, 2020
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HYPERLINK BLOCKED

Hey my dog stole my HYPERLINK BLOCKED, do you know where it is?
No idea but check the. No idea but check the. 4 left.
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Bitch-block

This is where you deliver to someone an epic verbal smackdown on Twitter, then block them

It's the Twitter version of Bitch-slap.
After that tweet, I just had to bitch-block that moron.
by Photoist April 11, 2019
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Corona-blocked

The state of life in 2020. Whatever plans you had have been effectively Corona-blocked, aka "c-blocked."
I had such a rad summer planned out: the beach, festivals, lots of dating, maybe a trip to Europe.

What happened?

Got Corona-blocked, bro.
by Elwood Lane March 21, 2020
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[[HYPERLINK BLOCKED]]

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EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE Number 1 Rated Salesman1997
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WOAH!! IF IT ISN"T A...
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LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE All Alone On A Late Night?
ALL YOUR FRIENDS, Abandoned you for the slime YOU ARE?
SALES, GONE DOWN THE Drain Drain??
LIVING IN A GODDAMN GARBAGE CAN???
WELL HAVE I GOT A Specil Deal FOR LONELY Hearts LIKE YOU!!
IF YOU'VE Lost Control Of Your Life
THEN YOU JUST GOTTA GRAB IT BY THE Silly Strings
WHY BE THE Little Sponge WHO HATES ITS $4.99 LIFE
WHEN YOU CAN BE A
BIG SHOT!!!
BIG SHOT!!!!
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THAT'S RIGHT!! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A BIG SHOT!!
AND I HAVE JUST.
THE THING.
YOU NEED.
THAT'S
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YOU WANT IT.
YOU WANT Hyperlink Blocked, DON'T YOU.
WELL HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!!
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHOW ME.
YOUR HeartShapedObject.
YOU'RE LIGHT neR< AREN'T YOU?
YOU'VE GOT THE LIGHT.
WHY DON'T YOU
Show it off?
HAEAHAEAHAEAHAEAH!!
YOU WANT Hyperlink Blocked, DON'T YOU.
I WAS ONLY EVER IN IT FOR THE Freedom. TO MAKE YOUR OWN Deals TO CALL YOUR OWN Shots AND SOMETIMES IN THE MORNING, A LITTLE Hyperlink Blocked SOUNDS GOOD.
BUT WE KNOW WHAT WE WANT, DON'T WE!? W1LD PR1ZES, HOTSINGLE, 100 CUSTOMER, AND MOST OF ALL... Hyperlink Blocked.
by focus_sama September 23, 2021
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