The awkward silence after someone has made a joke which is not funny (thus ruining any chance of further conversation).
by charleskirtk April 03, 2011
Much like an angry pirate, executed during fellatio the male will pull out his member before ejaculation. Jabbing it firmly into her eye, this will give her the black eye-patch look of the 'Angry Pirate'... Unlike the Angry Pirate the male must have a Prince Albert piercing to execute the 'Angry Blofeld', when jabbed in the eye the woman will receive a scratch as well as the bruising. This will leave the angry woman looking like the scarred-eyed James Bond villain Ernst Stavro Blofeld (the one with the cat/ Doctor Evil/ Scar from The Lion King).
Well i wanted it to be special so i tried the Angry Pirate on her... Unfortunately i left my cock piercing on so it ended up a nasty Angry Blofeld...
by Totalplonka July 31, 2010
When a woman dyes her pubes so utterly blonde , that they take on the likeness of Bond Villan Blofelds Cat
by Napoleon BonerPart February 06, 2023