Blofeld
The awkward silence after someone has made a joke which is not funny (thus ruining any chance of further conversation).
Blofeld by charleskirtk April 21, 2011
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Angry Blofeld
Much like an angry pirate, executed during fellatio the male will pull out his member before ejaculation. Jabbing it firmly into her eye, this will give her the black eye-patch look of the 'Angry Pirate'... Unlike the Angry Pirate the male must have a Prince Albert piercing to execute the 'Angry Blofeld', when jabbed in the eye the woman will receive a scratch as well as the bruising. This will leave the angry woman looking like the scarred-eyed James Bond villain Ernst Stavro Blofeld (the one with the cat/ Doctor Evil/ Scar from The Lion King).
Well i wanted it to be special so i tried the Angry Pirate on her... Unfortunately i left my cock piercing on so it ended up a nasty Angry Blofeld...
Angry Blofeld by Totalplonka August 1, 2010
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Blowfeld
Direct usurpation of the name/word: Blofeld from the James Bond 007 movies of yore.
Generally denotes a "Noob"/"Nub"/"Noobzor"/"Cabbage" player/opponent in online FPS, who has no skill, but proceeds to play at any rate, increasingly so badly, others go Napolean Dynamite and get worse as well (even skilled players).
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Used in conjunction with any Seinfeld episode that Kramer isn't in.
Generally denotes a "Noob"/"Nub"/"Noobzor"/"Cabbage" player/opponent in online FPS, who has no skill, but proceeds to play at any rate, increasingly so badly, others go Napolean Dynamite and get worse as well (even skilled players).
Variations:
Used in conjunction with any Seinfeld episode that Kramer isn't in.
Dude, I swear to God that Cabbage is so evilly bad he is straight up Blowfeld.......
You suck so bad, you Blowfeld.
You suck so bad, you Blowfeld.
Blowfeld by OneEyedGodzilla May 23, 2009
blomfeldt
If your last name are «Blomfeldt» your really hansome or pretty. If your ever lucky to find one off this rare human beings… hold on to him or her
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