Blowfeld

Direct usurpation of the name/word: Blofeld from the James Bond 007 movies of yore.

Generally denotes a "Noob"/"Nub"/"Noobzor"/"Cabbage" player/opponent in online FPS, who has no skill, but proceeds to play at any rate, increasingly so badly, others go Napolean Dynamite and get worse as well (even skilled players).

Variations:
Used in conjunction with any Seinfeld episode that Kramer isn't in.

Dude, I swear to God that Cabbage is so evilly bad he is straight up Blowfeld.......

You suck so bad, you Blowfeld.

by OneEyedGodzilla May 23, 2009

Blofeld

The awkward silence after someone has made a joke which is not funny (thus ruining any chance of further conversation).

I guess it was funnier in person, you guys just had to be there!

blofeldddd....

by charleskirtk April 21, 2011

Angry Blofeld

Much like an angry pirate, executed during fellatio the male will pull out his member before ejaculation. Jabbing it firmly into her eye, this will give her the black eye-patch look of the 'Angry Pirate'... Unlike the Angry Pirate the male must have a Prince Albert piercing to execute the 'Angry Blofeld', when jabbed in the eye the woman will receive a scratch as well as the bruising. This will leave the angry woman looking like the scarred-eyed James Bond villain Ernst Stavro Blofeld (the one with the cat/ Doctor Evil/ Scar from The Lion King).

Well i wanted it to be special so i tried the Angry Pirate on her... Unfortunately i left my cock piercing on so it ended up a nasty Angry Blofeld...

by Totalplonka August 1, 2010

blowfold

when some one bends your knob and gives u a blowjob.

by *LeRoY* September 12, 2003

blomfeldt

If your last name are «Blomfeldt» your really hansome or pretty. If your ever lucky to find one off this rare human beings… hold on to him or her

Oh! Your last name is Blomfeldt?

by Superviser July 1, 2021

Blofelds Cat

When a woman dyes her pubes so utterly blonde , that they take on the likeness of Bond Villan Blofelds Cat

I kid you not Timothy , her blart was so incandescent that it instantly reminded me of Blofelds Cat

by Napoleon BonerPart February 6, 2023