Blofield 

(noun) - When you shoot 8 strokes better on one set of 9 holes versus the other set of 9 holes, in golf

Today was a wild round; I shot a Blofield on the back 9 after a terrible 49 on the front, and I finished with an 84

Blofield by Ernst Blofield January 6, 2022

Blofeld 

The awkward silence after someone has made a joke which is not funny (thus ruining any chance of further conversation).

I guess it was funnier in person, you guys just had to be there!

blofeldddd....

Blofeld by charleskirtk April 21, 2011

Angry Blofeld 

Much like an angry pirate, executed during fellatio the male will pull out his member before ejaculation. Jabbing it firmly into her eye, this will give her the black eye-patch look of the 'Angry Pirate'... Unlike the Angry Pirate the male must have a Prince Albert piercing to execute the 'Angry Blofeld', when jabbed in the eye the woman will receive a scratch as well as the bruising. This will leave the angry woman looking like the scarred-eyed James Bond villain Ernst Stavro Blofeld (the one with the cat/ Doctor Evil/ Scar from The Lion King).

Well i wanted it to be special so i tried the Angry Pirate on her... Unfortunately i left my cock piercing on so it ended up a nasty Angry Blofeld...

Angry Blofeld by Totalplonka August 1, 2010

st. Henfield of Blomfield

the patron saint of bloms, Socialists, snakes, coconuts, furry coats, hairy felows and moustaches.

Venerate the saint! The St. Henfield of Blomfield comes near! You're a hairy fellow- why don't you pray to her?

st. Henfield of Blomfield by Raphael the Uberpotato April 11, 2008

bofield

From the 1970's, a one punch knockout.

I straight up bofield his ass.

bofield by Mportant1 November 29, 2017

Blofelds Cat

When a woman dyes her pubes so utterly blonde , that they take on the likeness of Bond Villan Blofelds Cat

I kid you not Timothy , her blart was so incandescent that it instantly reminded me of Blofelds Cat

Blofelds Cat by Napoleon BonerPart February 6, 2023