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blomfeldt 

If your last name are «Blomfeldt» your really hansome or pretty. If your ever lucky to find one off this rare human beings… hold on to him or her
Oh! Your last name is Blomfeldt?
blomfeldt by Superviser July 1, 2021
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The awkward silence after someone has made a joke which is not funny (thus ruining any chance of further conversation).
I guess it was funnier in person, you guys just had to be there!

blofeldddd....
Blofeld by charleskirtk April 21, 2011

Angry Blofeld 

Much like an angry pirate, executed during fellatio the male will pull out his member before ejaculation. Jabbing it firmly into her eye, this will give her the black eye-patch look of the 'Angry Pirate'... Unlike the Angry Pirate the male must have a Prince Albert piercing to execute the 'Angry Blofeld', when jabbed in the eye the woman will receive a scratch as well as the bruising. This will leave the angry woman looking like the scarred-eyed James Bond villain Ernst Stavro Blofeld (the one with the cat/ Doctor Evil/ Scar from The Lion King).
Well i wanted it to be special so i tried the Angry Pirate on her... Unfortunately i left my cock piercing on so it ended up a nasty Angry Blofeld...
Angry Blofeld by Totalplonka August 1, 2010

st. Henfield of Blomfield

the patron saint of bloms, Socialists, snakes, coconuts, furry coats, hairy felows and moustaches.
Venerate the saint! The St. Henfield of Blomfield comes near! You're a hairy fellow- why don't you pray to her?

Blowfeld 

Direct usurpation of the name/word: Blofeld from the James Bond 007 movies of yore.

Generally denotes a "Noob"/"Nub"/"Noobzor"/"Cabbage" player/opponent in online FPS, who has no skill, but proceeds to play at any rate, increasingly so badly, others go Napolean Dynamite and get worse as well (even skilled players).

Variations:
Used in conjunction with any Seinfeld episode that Kramer isn't in.
Dude, I swear to God that Cabbage is so evilly bad he is straight up Blowfeld.......

You suck so bad, you Blowfeld.
Blowfeld by OneEyedGodzilla May 23, 2009

Blofelds Cat

When a woman dyes her pubes so utterly blonde , that they take on the likeness of Bond Villan Blofelds Cat
I kid you not Timothy , her blart was so incandescent that it instantly reminded me of Blofelds Cat
Blofelds Cat by Napoleon BonerPart February 6, 2023
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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