Bloatosexual
Bloatosexual by Shepstein October 30, 2021
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blomosexual
A man who is heterosexual, except when under the influence of cocaine. Then and only then he will engage in sex acts with other men. Sometimes these are relationships of convenience, as when yayo-induced hypersexuality overrides propriety. Or when two (or more) horny cokeheads are too paranoid to leave the motel room, and subsequently turn to each other. Other times, it is a form of prostitution, as when a crackhead is so desperate to suck the glass dick, he will suck yours if need be. These distinctions become blurry over time. However, a true gold-star blomosexual indulges purely for the love of a tingly tongue and another man's loose hairy sphincter. The morning sun brings merciful amnesia, blotting out all memory of the night before.
Pam: "Raymond did coke last night, and they caught him sucking some guy off in the men's room."
Sharon: "I didn't know that Raymond was gay."
Pam: "Not gay -- just blomosexual. And now he has herpes."
Sharon: "I didn't know that Raymond was gay."
Pam: "Not gay -- just blomosexual. And now he has herpes."
blomosexual by Robin Sham January 11, 2009
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Blowmosexual
Who's that guy on the street corner next to the drug dealer?
Him? Oh he's our neighborhood blowmosexual.
Him? Oh he's our neighborhood blowmosexual.
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botosexual
1. a bot that is flirtatious, usually as a way to send you to a pay for porn site.
2. someone who responds to such a bot.
2. someone who responds to such a bot.
1. a_velvet_female: hey! What's up?
a_velvet_female: 20/f pics in my profile!
a_velvet_female: my website's at www.cutecupcake.com
hypatia: you're nothing but a botosexual.
2. anyone who responds to such banter postively
a_velvet_female: 20/f pics in my profile!
a_velvet_female: my website's at www.cutecupcake.com
hypatia: you're nothing but a botosexual.
2. anyone who responds to such banter postively
botosexual by Hypatia August 26, 2006
boatsexual
Adj.
involving or characterized by sexual attraction to boats/ships
Noun
a person who is sexually attracted to boats/ships
involving or characterized by sexual attraction to boats/ships
Noun
a person who is sexually attracted to boats/ships
boatsexual by xXWPFXx July 3, 2019
blartosexual
I’ve always only been interested in girls but there’s just something about Paul Blart that makes me blush...I must be a blartosexual.
blartosexual by Ronkonkoma October 6, 2019
Blomosexual
Blomosexual by blacksheeep September 2, 2010
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