Bloatosexual

A man that is extremely homosexual, while also being bloated.

Yo Scott, Rich is a bloatosexual.

Bloatosexual by Shepstein October 30, 2021

blomosexual 

A man who is heterosexual, except when under the influence of cocaine. Then and only then he will engage in sex acts with other men. Sometimes these are relationships of convenience, as when yayo-induced hypersexuality overrides propriety. Or when two (or more) horny cokeheads are too paranoid to leave the motel room, and subsequently turn to each other. Other times, it is a form of prostitution, as when a crackhead is so desperate to suck the glass dick, he will suck yours if need be. These distinctions become blurry over time. However, a true gold-star blomosexual indulges purely for the love of a tingly tongue and another man's loose hairy sphincter. The morning sun brings merciful amnesia, blotting out all memory of the night before.

Pam: "Raymond did coke last night, and they caught him sucking some guy off in the men's room."
Sharon: "I didn't know that Raymond was gay."
Pam: "Not gay -- just blomosexual. And now he has herpes."

blomosexual by Robin Sham January 11, 2009

Blowmosexual

A straight man who sucks dick for blow.

Who's that guy on the street corner next to the drug dealer?

Him? Oh he's our neighborhood blowmosexual.

Blowmosexual by snugglessoft August 8, 2011

botosexual 

1. a bot that is flirtatious, usually as a way to send you to a pay for porn site.

2. someone who responds to such a bot.

1. a_velvet_female: hey! What's up?
a_velvet_female: 20/f pics in my profile!
a_velvet_female: my website's at www.cutecupcake.com
hypatia: you're nothing but a botosexual.

2. anyone who responds to such banter postively

botosexual by Hypatia August 26, 2006

boatsexual

Adj.

involving or characterized by sexual attraction to boats/ships

Noun
a person who is sexually attracted to boats/ships

“Being a boatsexual, the way that ship looks turns me on”

“Boatsexuals love the history of ships”

boatsexual by xXWPFXx July 3, 2019

blartosexual 

An otherwise heterosexual man who finds himself attracted to all things Paul Blart.

I’ve always only been interested in girls but there’s just something about Paul Blart that makes me blush...I must be a blartosexual.

blartosexual by Ronkonkoma October 6, 2019

Blomosexual 

A man who considers himself straight, but allows gay men to perform oral sex on them.

I'm not gay but when I was in prison I was a blomosexual.

Blomosexual by blacksheeep September 2, 2010