Blowmosexual

A straight man who sucks dick for blow.

Who's that guy on the street corner next to the drug dealer?

Him? Oh he's our neighborhood blowmosexual.

Blowmosexual by snugglessoft August 8, 2011

Bromosexual 

A guy who is bromosexual is totally straight. In fact he will punch you in the face if you say that he's gay. He's so totally straight that he has sex with tons of chicks... sure his bro might be in the room with him, maybe videotaping it (with lots of close-ups of the penis)... or doing the same girl at the same time... with their penises touching...

So what if he's always slapping his broham's ass... and always hangs out in the showers at the gym... and yeah, maybe he was in a few circle jerks in middle school... and sure he puts his penis and/or testicles on his friends' faces every chance he gets when they're passed out drunk... and sure that frat initiation thing was a bit weird, but...

HE IS TOTALLY 100% NOT GAY.

Dude: You're so gay.
Bromosexual: Shut up! I will FUCK YOU IN THE ASS if you say I'm gay!!!
Other dude: Heh. Wait... what?

Bromosexual by Bitch-monkey January 7, 2008

bromosexuality 

when guys are really good friends, and they make jokes or talk to/about each other in ways that are almost homosexual, but not quite.

as in:

bromosexuality-
bro1: "shit man that hurt."
bro2: "that's not what you were saying last night"
bro1: "dude... i told you not to tell anyone about that."

bromosexuality by missLyma March 13, 2009

bromosexual 

A unique and powerfull relationship amongst bros that words cannot define.

"Hey are those guys gay." "Nah man, they're just bromosexuals."

"I love you man. I don't know whats going on, I think I might be going bromo for you.."

bromosexual by AGBoss May 12, 2009

Bromosexual 

a relationship between dudes so close that, to the outside observer, may appear homosexual.

i went for support with my bromosexual to planned parenthood because of what he stuck it in last night.

Bromosexual by Richard Waffle April 12, 2009

Bromosexual 

A male who is straight, but isn't afraid to show love for his bros.

"Man, that kid is so gay."
"He's not gay, he's just a bromosexual."

Bromosexual by The West Side Westbrook September 10, 2011

blomosexual 

A man who is heterosexual, except when under the influence of cocaine. Then and only then he will engage in sex acts with other men. Sometimes these are relationships of convenience, as when yayo-induced hypersexuality overrides propriety. Or when two (or more) horny cokeheads are too paranoid to leave the motel room, and subsequently turn to each other. Other times, it is a form of prostitution, as when a crackhead is so desperate to suck the glass dick, he will suck yours if need be. These distinctions become blurry over time. However, a true gold-star blomosexual indulges purely for the love of a tingly tongue and another man's loose hairy sphincter. The morning sun brings merciful amnesia, blotting out all memory of the night before.

Pam: "Raymond did coke last night, and they caught him sucking some guy off in the men's room."
Sharon: "I didn't know that Raymond was gay."
Pam: "Not gay -- just blomosexual. And now he has herpes."

blomosexual by Robin Sham January 11, 2009