Ronkonkoma's definitions

Fart Palpitations

Working so hard to get a fart out that it causes your heart to skip a beat.

I blacked out from trying to pass gas the other day. The doctor said it must be fart palpitations.

by Ronkonkoma November 18, 2010

blartosexual

An otherwise heterosexual man who finds himself attracted to all things Paul Blart.

I’ve always only been interested in girls but there’s just something about Paul Blart that makes me blush...I must be a blartosexual.

by Ronkonkoma October 6, 2019