Crystal River Credit Card

Anything used to break into a home, vehicle, or business. ussualy a pair of bolt cutters, a slim jim, brick, or screwdriver.

The bike I wanted was chained to a post, good thing I brought my Crystal River Credit Card because now the bike is mine.

by blacksheeep September 02, 2010

Smash and grab

When in prison, and one man is anal raping another man but has the decency to give the rapee a reach around.

My first few years in prison were rough, but my new cell mate at least gives me the courtesy of a smash and grab.

by blacksheeep September 02, 2010

Blomosexual

A man who considers himself straight, but allows gay men to perform oral sex on them.

I'm not gay but when I was in prison I was a blomosexual.

by blacksheeep September 02, 2010

petophile

When a man or woman engages in sexual activity with their pets or random animals.

I'm worried about the jar of peanut butter on Jeff's coffee table, I think he might be a petophile.

by blacksheeep September 02, 2010