blacksheeep's definitions

Smash and grab

When in prison, and one man is anal raping another man but has the decency to give the rapee a reach around.

My first few years in prison were rough, but my new cell mate at least gives me the courtesy of a smash and grab.

by blacksheeep September 2, 2010

Blomosexual

A man who considers himself straight, but allows gay men to perform oral sex on them.

I'm not gay but when I was in prison I was a blomosexual.

by blacksheeep September 2, 2010

petophile

When a man or woman engages in sexual activity with their pets or random animals.

I'm worried about the jar of peanut butter on Jeff's coffee table, I think he might be a petophile.

by blacksheeep September 2, 2010

Crystal River Credit Card

Anything used to break into a home, vehicle, or business. ussualy a pair of bolt cutters, a slim jim, brick, or screwdriver.

The bike I wanted was chained to a post, good thing I brought my Crystal River Credit Card because now the bike is mine.

by blacksheeep September 2, 2010