A big 'ol fat nut

Made infamous by the satirical movie, "Paul Blart: Mall Cop", a 'Blart' is a mall security guard oftentimes focused much more intently on those shoppers and mall walkers admiring and taking pictures of a mall, rather than keeping an eye out for actual suspicious activity.

This can also stem from mall mgmt or owners not wanting their mall to "look bad" in the public eye.

Adjective, adverb;

Inspired by Kevin James in the movie, "Paul Blart Mall Cop", blart is a derogatory term for addressing and/or describing someone whom is overweight/obese.

A fart with blood in it. When you strain to fart, blood sprays into your underwear.

one or more fake-tanned scantily-clad tattooed young ladies whose typical Friday evening's entertainment would consist of excessive alcohol consumption, giggling loudly whilst dancing around handbags, and urinating in the street. This to be followed by vigorous sexual intercourse with random males of the species, either up against a wall, over some rubbish bins or in a skip. The above phenomena can be observed between the hours of 11pm - 4am Friday evenings on the streets of any town or city in the north of England.

Northumbrian. The female reproductive orifice and the tissues attendant thereto. Usually of a sheep or other farm animal - but not necessarily.

Blart, verb to cry Black County (UK West Midlands) dialect - from "the bleating of sheep"