blartosexual
I’ve always only been interested in girls but there’s just something about Paul Blart that makes me blush...I must be a blartosexual.
blartosexual by Ronkonkoma October 6, 2019
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barosexual
A sexual orientation of which a person can love no human being on the planet except Cha Sun Woo from B1A4
barosexual by jinyoungsbutt February 8, 2013
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Beardosexual
Guy A: "Your beard is incredible and beautiful, I just want to run my fingers through it.."
Guy B: "What the hell man I didn't know you were gay."
Guy A: "I'm not, I'm beardosexual."
Guy B: "What the hell man I didn't know you were gay."
Guy A: "I'm not, I'm beardosexual."
Beardosexual by AjAj November 11, 2013
barlosexual
A term used to describe an individual who exhibits sexual interest or behavior towards bees or those who identify as bees. The derogatory term for those who identify as such is a “kaan.”
Despite many odd looks and questions from her peers, Lily remained firm in her barlosexual identity, finding attraction in bees only.
barlosexual by HappyCleaner82 October 2, 2023
Blartsexual
Blartsexual by egwhqyu7ghfre7 October 27, 2019
Bloatosexual
Bloatosexual by Shepstein October 30, 2021
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