blartosexual

An otherwise heterosexual man who finds himself attracted to all things Paul Blart.

I’ve always only been interested in girls but there’s just something about Paul Blart that makes me blush...I must be a blartosexual.

by Ronkonkoma October 6, 2019

barosexual

A sexual orientation of which a person can love no human being on the planet except Cha Sun Woo from B1A4

Person A : OMG look that guy is cute
Person B : please, I'm barosexual

by jinyoungsbutt February 8, 2013

Beardosexual

A descriptor for when a straight man is attracted to another man's beard.

Guy A: "Your beard is incredible and beautiful, I just want to run my fingers through it.."
Guy B: "What the hell man I didn't know you were gay."
Guy A: "I'm not, I'm beardosexual."

by AjAj November 11, 2013

barlosexual

A term used to describe an individual who exhibits sexual interest or behavior towards bees or those who identify as bees. The derogatory term for those who identify as such is a “kaan.”

Despite many odd looks and questions from her peers, Lily remained firm in her barlosexual identity, finding attraction in bees only.

by HappyCleaner82 October 2, 2023

Blartsexual

When you are only attracted to Paul Blart. No other females or male. Only lil paulie

Ty1: Dude Amy is so hot!

Ty2: Nah sorry man, im a Blartsexual

by egwhqyu7ghfre7 October 27, 2019

bardosexual

a person who is only attracted to bardo

i’m bardosexual

by sean_alter November 30, 2020

Bloatosexual

A man that is extremely homosexual, while also being bloated.

Yo Scott, Rich is a bloatosexual.

by Shepstein October 30, 2021