blartosexual

An otherwise heterosexual man who finds himself attracted to all things Paul Blart.

I’ve always only been interested in girls but there’s just something about Paul Blart that makes me blush...I must be a blartosexual.

blartosexual by Ronkonkoma October 6, 2019

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barosexual

A sexual orientation of which a person can love no human being on the planet except Cha Sun Woo from B1A4

Person A : OMG look that guy is cute
Person B : please, I'm barosexual

barosexual by jinyoungsbutt February 8, 2013

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blartosexual • Blartsexual • Balatrosexual • bardosexual • barlosexual • barosexual • Beardosexual • Bloatosexual

Beardosexual

A descriptor for when a straight man is attracted to another man's beard.

Guy A: "Your beard is incredible and beautiful, I just want to run my fingers through it.."
Guy B: "What the hell man I didn't know you were gay."
Guy A: "I'm not, I'm beardosexual."

Beardosexual by AjAj November 11, 2013

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barlosexual

A term used to describe an individual who exhibits sexual interest or behavior towards bees or those who identify as bees. The derogatory term for those who identify as such is a “kaan.”

Despite many odd looks and questions from her peers, Lily remained firm in her barlosexual identity, finding attraction in bees only.

barlosexual by HappyCleaner82 October 2, 2023