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An otherwise heterosexual man who finds himself attracted to all things Paul Blart.
I’ve always only been interested in girls but there’s just something about Paul Blart that makes me blush...I must be a blartosexual.
by Ronkonkoma October 06, 2019
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I've been jabbed
by Francesco II March 20, 2021
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