Bloaf

An unexpected fart, or farting without knowing you're farting.

(Person 1) "Dude...ugh...did you fart?"

(Person 2) "No dude, not that i know of...maybe i bloafed."

by Era825 August 19, 2008

Bloaf

n- oafish creature who roams Judd Scool. Dependant on Club Des Jeunes orig.- Tom, Matt, Isaac, and Chris circum. 2004
abbr. Blo, Dickhead, Flakey McSnakey

1. Did you catch that far-out Bloaf?
2. Urgh. What a Bloaf.
3. Bloaf is such a flakey Bloaf.
4. Don't be a Bloaf

by Tom (Welsh) January 18, 2005

Bloaf

Can be used in any part of speach- noun, verb, adverb, adjective ("bloafy"); originates from full term "blow fish". The term describes one who is a fat oaf who never gets anything accomplished. It involves access eating of unhealthy foods most often while watching movies and/or TV on DVD...specifically one tree hill. Proper attire required (no jeans, hoodies and sweats are best)

Common phrases in which word is used "DTB?" "She looks bloafy." "I straight bloafed this box of cheezits""Girl you straight BLOAFIN" "Does this make me look bloafy?"

by Dovie1874 February 02, 2011

bloaf

when receiving oral sex from a woman and she vomits because she began to gag

Geeze Sam, can't you find a clean woman that wont bloaf all over you during sex

by richie July 29, 2004