bloaf

when receiving oral sex from a woman and she vomits because she began to gag

Geeze Sam, can't you find a clean woman that wont bloaf all over you during sex

by richie July 28, 2004

Bloaf

An unexpected fart, or farting without knowing you're farting.

(Person 1) "Dude...ugh...did you fart?"

(Person 2) "No dude, not that i know of...maybe i bloafed."

by Era825 October 21, 2008

Bloaf

n- oafish creature who roams Judd Scool. Dependant on Club Des Jeunes orig.- Tom, Matt, Isaac, and Chris circum. 2004
abbr. Blo, Dickhead, Flakey McSnakey

1. Did you catch that far-out Bloaf?
2. Urgh. What a Bloaf.
3. Bloaf is such a flakey Bloaf.
4. Don't be a Bloaf

by Tom (Welsh) January 18, 2005

Bloaf

Can be used in any part of speach- noun, verb, adverb, adjective ("bloafy"); originates from full term "blow fish". The term describes one who is a fat oaf who never gets anything accomplished. It involves access eating of unhealthy foods most often while watching movies and/or TV on DVD...specifically one tree hill. Proper attire required (no jeans, hoodies and sweats are best)

Common phrases in which word is used "DTB?" "She looks bloafy." "I straight bloafed this box of cheezits""Girl you straight BLOAFIN" "Does this make me look bloafy?"

by Dovie1874 February 22, 2011

Bloated Violin

A sexual act which involves a man resting his buttocks on his partner's shoulder, while his partner rests her chin upon his pelvis and proceeds to stroke his penis, as if playing a violin.

Jordan enjoyed Amy's musical talents far more after she demonstrated her skills with the bloated violin.

by Shaguar28 January 23, 2012

Bloatware

1.(n) Software that comes pre-installed on a computer. Bloatware generally comes on a PC made by a major manufacturer (i.e. HP, Dell, Toshiba). Most Bloatware is considered to be a useless piece of software that is intended for no other purpose than taking up hard drive space.

2.(n) Software that comes piggy-backed on other software installations. piggy-backing bloatware usually includes toolbars, desktop widgets or external unrelated applications. Most piggy-backing bloatware can perform a mundane task that is generally non-essential to every day computer use.

1. My brand new laptop came with so much bloatware, it took me over two hours to remove it all.

2. My anti-virus installation came with so much bloatware, I can't even see the desktop.

by Xaurudame July 31, 2012

Bloapy

A round bodied fish that swims humorously. The term is typically applied to fancy goldfish, but not exclusively.

"Check out the new bloapy I got for my aquarium!"

by Bloap February 11, 2018