richie's definitions

minger

Descriptive noun. Someone who mings, or is minging, q.v.

1. someone who smells bad
2. an ugly person (used of people to whom your attention has been drawn by a friend, perversely as a potential mate.)
3. someone who has very recently been drunk. Cognate of rat-arsed.
NB: This description should not be used to describe someone as drunk, as you will probably be drunk yourself.
4. someone generally distasteful
This word is widely used in the North of England and Scotland.

"There's this lass I work with and she's a total minger!"
"No I don't fancy him, he's a complete minger!"
"You minger! You were completely rat-arsed last night!"
"Bouche and his cronies are complete mingers!"

by Richie December 11, 2003

power up

1. To jerk ones self off.

2. To please self, so much, you indeed start to gain powers.

3. To masterbate.

1. Damn, that guy last night at the club, i swear he cant get laid, and all he does is power up.

2. Later guys, im off to go Power up.

3. Damn that fat guy is SOO powerful, hes been Powering Up all day!

by Richie February 24, 2004

sobig

A contraction of the phrase ' So extremely, unthinkable, gargantuianly, big '

His ego was sobig.

by Richie August 27, 2003

supermodel

A goddess worthy of taking it balls and all, right up the arse.

Oh my god! - Check out Adriana Lima! She needs to be fed, balls and all, right up the arse...

by Richie April 30, 2004

JOCK ITCH

A nagging swollen scrotal irritation caused by over-scratching your nut-sack.

Oh Yeah!, Well I've got 'Jock Itch' honey, what is your point?

by Richie January 14, 2004

kirk hammett

Very good guitarist for Metallica. There are better though, like Vai, Satch, Petrucci though.

Kirk Hammett is a very good guitar player and can come up with great catchy solos.

by Richie January 5, 2004

bad badge

An extra hairy, smelly, withered non edible, yet bangable furburger.

Candy has a bad badge, so I'll skip the mowin' and get to the plowin'!

by Richie January 24, 2004