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An intelligent, sexy, smart and trustworthy person. She will give up anything that is everything for a person she loved. A Blerta will try to make everything better when things are down. Blerta wouldn't mind if people loved her or hated her because if they hate her they can hate her but she will try to still love that one person. Blerta will never let someone give up. She has a heart full of gold. She can also be quite shy until she gets to know you then she is bright as a star. She finds the beauty in everything. She tends to be very cautious when it comes to guys and romantic relationships because all the men she have dated in the past or just the men that broke her heart but when she does love she gives them their full heart. She is a wonderful secret keeper and always a great shoulder to cry on. Treat her with as much respect as she treats you and she will never backstab you, walk all over her and treat her like crap and you're going to regret it cause she’ll forgive but never forget. If you are ever so lucky to meet a Blerta or have one in your life never let go of her she will be the best friend you can have and she will have your back through some crazy shit, you'll never have to fight any kind of battle alone cause she will always be there when you need her. Meet one and she will love you until the end of time that is if you don’t stomp all over her heart because you’ll regret the day you ever crossed a Blerta. They always keep their word.
Damn I think im in love, she's a Blerta!
Blerta by ilovecane June 17, 2016
Related Words
Blerst Blert Blurst blerson blest beerstro beersty Blerta Blerton Beerster
what dan howell called his best friend, phil lester on a younow.
"...makes you feel like a terrible blerson."
blerson by fpejoseph November 1, 2016
She is this sexy bombshell that is both confident and manipulative. Many guys like her but shes a closed book. A blerta has a good and evil side and she is lowkey the devil
-Beware she’s a Blerta
Blerta by LAURENBY April 16, 2020

Blernsted 

When a person is so unbelievable fucked up that their body has transcended homeostasis.
*someone is blacked out but functioning*
Holy fuckin shit boys, he's blernsted.
Blernsted by blernest February 27, 2020
Ling Ling: "Please to show me blests?"
blests by jckny July 3, 2008

Beerstorming 

The act of Brainstorming (politically correct version - Thought shower)within an alcohol-fuelled environment such as a pub or wine bar if you are a fancy Dan.
Let's head down the pub for a beerstorming session to iron out the details, what are you drinking Sammy B?
Beerstorming by Big OllieD April 6, 2009