A craft beer crime. This could be mixing a great beer with another substance (eg. Pliny the Radler) or any other action that the wider craft beercommunity may consider a crime against good beer.
OMG did you just see Crofty cut a Leffe Blonde with a Bourbon and Cola? That's a Beertrocity!!!
natural hibernation and long distance travel, bear astronaut, space traveler, highly untrustworthy, devouring man-fruit,
In 1963, President Kennedy green lighted a new space program that used bears for space travel coined as the bearstonaut project by Brad Neely.
However, before launch the bearstronauts went ape-crap, attacked NASA employees and launched their spaceship to parts unknown.