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This man looks like a hairy albanian monkey who has a beard even at a young age. When he shaves, it grows back in an instant. Even his dick hair grows unbelievably fast. The crabs are also strong within this man. Not only is he a hairy monkey but a man of trust.
Person 1: "So what did you see today"
Person 2: "I saw a Blerton today at the beach... it was not a sight to look at"
Person 1: "Oh god, you don't mean THAT Blerton?"
Person 2: "Yeah, that one."
by Wadafaq June 16, 2018
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