homeostasis

The force that makes a guy just want to hang out on the couch after drinking a few beers or smoking some weed.

My wife said we should go to the movies, but the I told her that homeostasis was holding me firmly in place.

by BreauxMagnon December 29, 2018

Homeostasis

In biology, the ability of a system or living organism to adjust its internal environment to maintain a stable equilibrium, for example the ability of warm-blooded animals to maintain a constant temperature. It can also refer to a dynamic equilibrium or balance.

My temperature is 98.6. I am at homeostasis.

by Joshof7gyms June 23, 2011

Homeostasis

It is where one's homie stays, yo.

Homeostasis is where my homie stays, yo.

by LAMANDERSON September 20, 2018

Homeostasis

The act of keeping your cum warm and fertile

hey dude did u here about carl, ya his homeostasis was wack now he shoots blanks :(

by BrodyDavis69 May 29, 2019

Homeostasis

(noun) An overload of gayness that results in someone's motor skills halting for a short period of time.

My friend and I were going to hang out later, but I had to wait nearly an hour because he had already gone into homeostasis.

by Mex-sicko January 29, 2011

Maintain-Your-Homeostasis

Maintain-Your-Homeostasis means to take four deep breaths––while taking your time––to keep yourself chill.

"Maintain-Your-Homeostasis so we can have an ideal classroom environment. And it's a vibe..." Mr. Okezie

by phantomofthe0pera November 24, 2019

Youtube Comment Homeostasis

(n)The tendency for youtube users to either thumbs up or thumbs down a comment that has already been rated in order to bring the said comment's rating to (or closer to) the neutral 0 mark.

Youtube Teeny Bopper: HAI GUISE LOOK @ DIS

douchemaster69 (1 minute ago) -1
THIS SONG IZ RLY GHEY

Youtube Teeny Bopper: O NOES I GOTS TEH Youtube Comment Homeostasis I BETR THUMS UP DIS GI SOH HIZ RATN IZ "0" !!!1!ONE!

by K-MAGIC April 30, 2009