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blends

When a male has multiple girls the girls are blends
Aye Mook! How do you have so many blends?
Response:
- Don’t worry about it!
by YKTFV April 3, 2019
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tri-poly blend

A fictitious fiber blend often mentioned by Paula Poundstone during her podcast. It is supposedly used to craft her fine line of T-shirts.
"These shirts are made from a remarkably soft Tri-Poly Blend."
by mpaandaa November 5, 2018
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I think I might have left the blender turned on

1: The most hilarious line ever spoken in King of the Hill. Hank Hill said this in Episode 10 of Season 1. Why was it so great? Well first, can you picture Hank Hill using a blender? Second, a blender is not something you can just leave on, because it's only on when you hold down the button.

2: A bizarre excuse to step outside for a cigarette when you don't want people to know you smoke.
(FROM KING OF THE HILL)

*Hank and Peggy are in bed.*
HANK: Uh, I got to go do some stuff. I think I might have left the blender turned on.
*Hank gets out of bed, goes outside, and lights up a cigarette.*
by Daedalus Suburbanus April 6, 2011
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My black heart bleeds for you

A phrase meaning to have a strong hatred towards someone or something.
"Yay I won 100 dollars!" Said Eric.

"My black heart bleeds for you." Says Agatha.
by Applemilk November 2, 2016
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Blender game

Two or more guys put there penis in a blender, the first one to pull out or get cut loses
by Redmovement March 19, 2015
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Blendette

A word originating from the game Dead by Daylight that refers to a Prestige 3 Claudette Morel player. Claudette is infamous in DbD for her extremely dark colour palette and thus, is abused by immersed players, which you cannot even see on certain parts of maps.
Streamer: “Ugh, 3 Blendettes joined the lobby. Time to put on a mori!”
by Your Kahnum September 19, 2019
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Blender Magazine

A music magazine whose writing staff, not content that review journalism was already a stupefyingly conceited craft, decided to create the laziest, most inconsequential rag known to literature, tits and all. Each issue is compiled by randomly picking entries from an encyclopedia of popular music and choosing (usually by means of coin-flipping) which ones to piss all over and which ones to heap barely qualified praise upon in their otherwise arbitrary best/worst lists. The content is then peppered with pictures of the Pussy Cat Dolls, Tila Tequila, or similar airbrushed wank-fodder and hey presto, let's rock 'n' roll!!!
The title is derived from the magazine's layout having the appearance of the end result of throwing Rolling Stone, Playboy and Mad! Magazine into a food processor.
Band Frontman: Hey guys, we just got panned/lauded in Blender Magazine.

(Nothing happens)
by selfimportantdickwad March 13, 2009
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