Hank

Someone who sells propane and propane accessories

Hey, hank!

by Sam Leisenring April 12, 2015

Hank

Hank is the literal embodiment of God. Worship Hank and Hank is Daddy ;)

All hail Hank

by Gold Boy March 24, 2021

Hank

Guy named hank

Hey look its Hank

by Tigerunicorn September 12, 2016

Hank

Slang for heroin back in the 60's and 70's. Mostly used to be able to talk about the drug in public or on the phone. "Hey, if I come over is hank going to be there?"

I am going downtown and looking for Hank.

by NorcalLuv December 14, 2012

Hank

Back in the Golden Ages, Hank was a relatively strong person. He was able to chop down trees in one Mighty blow. After idoling his ability, the word Hank was created. It can be used in many different situations, such as compliments, definition of strength, etc, etc. If you can use it, it can be done. Verb, noun, plural function, Conjuncted monkey scratcher, whatever.

1. Dude, you're so hankin.
2. See that guy who punched the little Mexican? He's hankin. <--- That would be a strength term.
3. I just hanked my mom in the face. <---I honestly have no clue, but it works anywhere.

by SuRReaL August 2, 2004

hank

always has a GIANT penis! but isn't a douche, very loving, GREAT kisser, nice, cool, and can totally PARTYY, and is hilarious and can always lightin the mood.

"dude hank is the coolest kid EVER"!
"damn i wish i was like hank".

by browder July 4, 2011

Hank

Hank is a spherical mass of ice and rock visible from earth only through a telescope. Appropriately 1/5 the size of the Earth's moon, Hank was considered the 9th planet in our solar system until recently when it was announced that Hank is in fact just something out there orbiting in the distance.

Good morning Hank, its tuesday

by GiraffeLove January 26, 2013