A blender is a black man that is also a bender!
This black man on the dancefloor is checking me out and I am a hetrosexual man! This man is a blender!
by Towser June 12, 2009
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A person who just blends in, or doesn't stand out.
"Was Laura at the party?"
"I don't remember, she's kind of a blender..."
by Strawberrysaurus February 20, 2014
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A person who always trying to blend in with the rest of the group
Man..you peep the blenders following us to the fight..fall back blenders
by Gunner March 10, 2004
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A common kitchen appliance that is considered by people who would know to be much less elegant than toasters.

Also, the nickname of a certain low down dirty whore who happens to reside in Hinton James at UNC Chapel Hill.
Look at that ugly ass blender.

Look at that ugly ass, Blender.
by KingMarshall December 06, 2005
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Make a mold of your dick into a dildo and stick it onto a blender. Have your best friends grandma sit on the blender and put it on "crush ice"
Hey bobulya would you like a blender?
by POONISAUR May 29, 2011
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A euphemism for sex, used a bit in a popular thread on the MegaTokyo messageboards by BozoCat, in the thread MT:tC of ph34r and b33r. Typically, BozoCat's character in the thread(which is a forum RPG), Nicholas, has used it a bit.
Sayt: "So, have you uh... Blender... With her yet?"

MS: "wait, WHAT?"

Sayt: "never mind."
by MS-9600UDLS May 21, 2009
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