Blender

A blender is a black man that is also a bender!

This black man on the dancefloor is checking me out and I am a hetrosexual man! This man is a blender!

by Towser June 12, 2009

Blender

A person who just blends in, or doesn't stand out.

"Was Laura at the party?"
"I don't remember, she's kind of a blender..."

by Strawberrysaurus February 21, 2014

Blender

A non sexual object, if someone says you have a kink for blenders they aren't being honest.

Grab the blender, you want a smoothie bro?

by not not not benjamin December 28, 2022

Blender

A person who always trying to blend in with the rest of the group

Man..you peep the blenders following us to the fight..fall back blenders

by Gunner March 10, 2004

Blender

A common kitchen appliance that is considered by people who would know to be much less elegant than toasters.

Also, the nickname of a certain low down dirty whore who happens to reside in Hinton James at UNC Chapel Hill.

Look at that ugly ass blender.

Look at that ugly ass, Blender.

by KingMarshall December 7, 2005

Blender

Make a mold of your dick into a dildo and stick it onto a blender. Have your best friends grandma sit on the blender and put it on "crush ice"

Hey bobulya would you like a blender?

by POONISAUR May 29, 2011

Blender

A woman who can perform oral sex like a blender.

I had a blender last night

by Richard Black December 30, 2004