Bleachkid

Bleachkid is a nigga who sit in thier mom's basement crying because he have no pussy.

Lmao bleachkid is the only kid in our school who have no pussy.

by Bleachkid October 19, 2019

bleached hams

Pasty white legs of large circumference and heft that resemble a porcine cut of meat.

Mary should have never worn that skirt; the world didn't need to see her bleached hams.

by TIA1776 January 19, 2013

Bleached

When a black (African) woman has sex with a white (Caucasian) man, she is said to be bleached. Also refers to a black woman that regularly endeavours in sexual intercourse with white men.

Person: "Jasmine is such a gold digger, she is always going with white guys."
Other person: "She ain't a gold digger, she's after all white men, she's just bleached."

by knikknax March 31, 2017

Bleached booty hole

When you bleach your butt hole to get it clean and ready for anal. To purify it from its sins. Make sure object entering the booty will be clean when leaving.

"Yo shayshay did you bleached your booty hole for tonight?" "Yah Troy baby it's all nice and white, so no dirty diggen tonight." "Good girl I love a bleached booty hole!(;"

by Pusspussnumber1 May 8, 2014

Beachside

This is a word my son started saying a couple of years ago when he was 2 and a half, he was getting it confused with seaside but its now the word we use to describe trips to the coast, to visit the beach, build sandcastles, dig in the sand etc.

You use it when you are going to the coast and the Beach is the main event and side you are planning to spend your time on rather than the sea.

'Can we go to the beachside' 'Do you want to go to the beachside today?'

by RozaSmart November 9, 2019

bleached corpses

Spirits of the dead who attempted ambitious projects, but failed miserably. They are horribly lifeless ghosts who expect nothing but failure.

In a Charlie Rose interview, Sting nervously joked about the presence of bleached corpses hovering around the stage as he prepared songs for his first musical, The Last Ship.

by yes juanito yes October 25, 2014

Bleached sock

A bleached sock is a pink sock that is totally covered with cum. It shows a pink tint through all of the semen, resembling when you bleach your whites with a red piece of clothing.

"Hazmat was called in to clean up the slide at the park today because Victor oozed down it with his bleached sock."

"Paul refused to pull out before he orgasmed, giving me a bleached sock instead of a pink sock."

by Pooser Bonzo April 8, 2016