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Blandgela 

The name Blandgela is derived from 'Bland' meaning "devoid of any distinctive or stimulating characteristics", and 'Angela' meaning "Small, short catlike person. Very easy to tease, but there's no reason to tease an Angela because they're very sweet." A Blandgela is a tan italian female, who in the summer is typically referred to as a "Tangela" (not to be confused with a sexual move where multiple men tangle up their dicks and attempt to have sexual intercourse with the women. Although Blandgela's wouldn't oppose). Blandgela's, or Blandge's, are often seen sporting multi-colored nike's or nursing pants. They are mostly known for their extraordinary hand-jobs, or "handgela's." Blandgela's, although rare, can usually be found in afghangela driving a white vangela. Important to note that when encountering a Blandgela, a popular defense technique is to scream "Mama Mia!" as loud as possible. They don't like that shit..
Bob: Oh shit there's a Blandgela!

Andy: What?! Can it teach me how to Dougie?

Bob: ... no... but it can give you a handgela.

Andy: Deal
Blandgela by FOXXXXXXY November 18, 2010
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Blondelay 

A blonde is told a joke...there is a delay in their reaction of understanding of the joke...followed by loud laughter....

In fact this includes any and all subjects/topics that is being discussed where there is a delayed reaction...or understanding.
Blondie was told a joke she did not understand whilst others around her laughed loudly. Obvious to everyone, Blondie had experienced Blondelay.
Blondelay by KDC for KJ January 12, 2008

blandular fever 

A sorry condition developed by lack of social action and quirkworthy interaction.
Symptoms include; penchants for Simple Plan, vehemently upheld 'moral values', academic tasks completed by 3:45 pm, meticulous overuse of highlighter. Can oft be cured with a nip of Muclam.
"Hey der"
"Heysss diddle diddle!"
"lol wtf?"
"You bro, you gots da feva- da blandular fever!"

"Kwl."
blandular fever by Slovo1456 October 24, 2008

blangblang 

Whereas bling and blingbling refer to the imaginary sound that is produced by the internal refraction of light in cut diamond, blang and blangblang refers to sound of light refracting inside QVC's Diamondite. blangblang is mainly used as an ironic substitute for blingbling- a phrase now favored by the mtv generation.
Oh my godlessness! That Sinitta remix is so blangblang.
blangblang by Nixon Popdizzy November 3, 2003

Blondelay 

A moral belief or judgement that is made by an individual based on a perceived acceptable social behavior, usually associated with gays and blondes. Though the individual makes the judgement to his or her friends, it may take up to two years for their actions to catch with their words.

Origins: North Carolina, Washington D.C.
Reference: Paris is Burning, "Reading"
When a girl states that she is completely faithful to her significant other, but is actually sleeping around. She or he is giving me a Blondelay.
Blondelay by PPJ March 14, 2010

blangela 

A nickname for a dumb bitches who think hello kitty and liking “y2k” is a personality trait. Blangelas love tiktok and ghosting dudes then saying they hate men.
“Nicole is such a egirl”
“No Nicole is a blangela, egirls are somehow less annoying”
blangela by reapercarolina April 21, 2021

blandjular 

Some who is in the act of being bland.
Gosh, I'm talking to emily and she is like so blandjular right now!
blandjular by Gustave June 29, 2005
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