blandjular 

Some who is in the act of being bland.

Gosh, I'm talking to emily and she is like so blandjular right now!

blandjular by Gustave June 29, 2005

blandular fever 

A sorry condition developed by lack of social action and quirkworthy interaction.
Symptoms include; penchants for Simple Plan, vehemently upheld 'moral values', academic tasks completed by 3:45 pm, meticulous overuse of highlighter. Can oft be cured with a nip of Muclam.

"Hey der"
"Heysss diddle diddle!"
"lol wtf?"
"You bro, you gots da feva- da blandular fever!"

"Kwl."

blandular fever by Slovo1456 October 24, 2008

brandulary 

Words made up of advertising products.

Related to but not to be confused with uncabulary.

"My nose is running get me a Kleenex­®, please." would be an example of brandulary.

brandulary by Esau Kessler April 27, 2006

Blandular Discharge

An idiomatic phrase for the time boredom utterly destroys you.

"I spent two hours at the lecture and after just the first fifteen minutes I was in the midst of a full on Blandular Discharge."

Blandular Discharge by versionthirteen March 19, 2019

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019