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The Blanguage

The blood language. Spoken by replacing every possible letter “C” with a letter “B”.
The Blanguage examples:

Why u buggin bousin?
Yoooo that was a brazy touchdown by Bam Newton!

Im bout to go bool it with my nigga Barlos
The Blanguage by theboyyyyyyyyyyyy October 11, 2017

blandular fever 

A sorry condition developed by lack of social action and quirkworthy interaction.
Symptoms include; penchants for Simple Plan, vehemently upheld 'moral values', academic tasks completed by 3:45 pm, meticulous overuse of highlighter. Can oft be cured with a nip of Muclam.
"Hey der"
"Heysss diddle diddle!"
"lol wtf?"
"You bro, you gots da feva- da blandular fever!"

"Kwl."
blandular fever by Slovo1456 October 24, 2008

Banguland 

A parody term to denote the country Bangladesh and its whacky, somewhat absurd cultural and social issues.
Person 1: I can't believe they're blaming the victim for an incident!

Person 2: Typical Banguland stuff here.
Banguland by RetroJunky June 1, 2023

bangularity 

When a gangbang has so many men that their mass collapses and the female becomes the centre of a gravitational singularity
Yo dude where you at that gangbang last night there were so many guys I couldn't believe it it was like a bangularity up in that bitch
bangularity by parappatherapper September 21, 2016

blanguage 

"Secret" black language. Nonverbal expressions that African Americans use to express the horrible things they say, as defined by Larry Wilmont on The Daily Show. It's a way for them to communicate to other black people without whiteys knowing.
Examples of blanguage: Obama flipping off Hillary Clinton by scratching his face with his middle finger and Larry adjusting his tie to say "stand down brothers, my boy is cool." Also, when a black guy stands with his arms crossed while staring at you, that means "fuck you".
blanguage by DylanM April 26, 2008

bangulater 

A term someone uses when they want to express their sexual desire for the other person. Often used when bidding farewell.
"I'll call you tonight and we'll have wild phone sex, baby."
"Okay, bye hottie, bangulater."
bangulater by A PERSON123456 June 21, 2006