blangela 

A nickname for a dumb bitches who think hello kitty and liking “y2k” is a personality trait. Blangelas love tiktok and ghosting dudes then saying they hate men.

“Nicole is such a egirl”
“No Nicole is a blangela, egirls are somehow less annoying”

blangela by reapercarolina April 21, 2021

Blandgela 

The name Blandgela is derived from 'Bland' meaning "devoid of any distinctive or stimulating characteristics", and 'Angela' meaning "Small, short catlike person. Very easy to tease, but there's no reason to tease an Angela because they're very sweet." A Blandgela is a tan italian female, who in the summer is typically referred to as a "Tangela" (not to be confused with a sexual move where multiple men tangle up their dicks and attempt to have sexual intercourse with the women. Although Blandgela's wouldn't oppose). Blandgela's, or Blandge's, are often seen sporting multi-colored nike's or nursing pants. They are mostly known for their extraordinary hand-jobs, or "handgela's." Blandgela's, although rare, can usually be found in afghangela driving a white vangela. Important to note that when encountering a Blandgela, a popular defense technique is to scream "Mama Mia!" as loud as possible. They don't like that shit..

Bob: Oh shit there's a Blandgela!

Andy: What?! Can it teach me how to Dougie?

Bob: ... no... but it can give you a handgela.

Andy: Deal

Blandgela by FOXXXXXXY November 18, 2010

blangblang 

Whereas bling and blingbling refer to the imaginary sound that is produced by the internal refraction of light in cut diamond, blang and blangblang refers to sound of light refracting inside QVC's Diamondite. blangblang is mainly used as an ironic substitute for blingbling- a phrase now favored by the mtv generation.

Oh my godlessness! That Sinitta remix is so blangblang.

blangblang by Nixon Popdizzy November 3, 2003

Blangel

N., a black or African American angel used for Christmas tree ornament.

An African American dressed as an angel

I bet you Kanye has a blangel on his Christmas tree

Blangel by W. Danger December 8, 2009

Blangel

A gender bending Irishwoman/man with a perennial UTI.

Just call me Blangel of the morning, Blangel.

Blangel by 69Publius69 September 15, 2018

beangelato

Some asian egirl with tits and ass basically.

360ninja: Yo, do you remember beangelato?

ogdp: You mean that hot asian chick?

beangelato by nothornygirl April 18, 2020

Blangula 

(B-Lang-U-La) (noun)

The product of a bilingual having sex with a spatula.

1- "Dude! That lab nerd had some blangula with the Spanish professor"

2-Spanish professor gossiping about her biology curriculum: "I never had such nasty, filthy, steamy blangula in a long time!"

Blangula by Nep2n January 29, 2009