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Blandgela 

The name Blandgela is derived from 'Bland' meaning "devoid of any distinctive or stimulating characteristics", and 'Angela' meaning "Small, short catlike person. Very easy to tease, but there's no reason to tease an Angela because they're very sweet." A Blandgela is a tan italian female, who in the summer is typically referred to as a "Tangela" (not to be confused with a sexual move where multiple men tangle up their dicks and attempt to have sexual intercourse with the women. Although Blandgela's wouldn't oppose). Blandgela's, or Blandge's, are often seen sporting multi-colored nike's or nursing pants. They are mostly known for their extraordinary hand-jobs, or "handgela's." Blandgela's, although rare, can usually be found in afghangela driving a white vangela. Important to note that when encountering a Blandgela, a popular defense technique is to scream "Mama Mia!" as loud as possible. They don't like that shit..
Bob: Oh shit there's a Blandgela!

Andy: What?! Can it teach me how to Dougie?

Bob: ... no... but it can give you a handgela.

Andy: Deal
Blandgela by FOXXXXXXY November 18, 2010
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blangblang 

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An African American dressed as an angel
I bet you Kanye has a blangel on his Christmas tree
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360ninja: Yo, do you remember beangelato?

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Blangula 

(B-Lang-U-La) (noun)

The product of a bilingual having sex with a spatula.
1- "Dude! That lab nerd had some blangula with the Spanish professor"

2-Spanish professor gossiping about her biology curriculum: "I never had such nasty, filthy, steamy blangula in a long time!"
Blangula by Nep2n January 29, 2009