The name Blandgela is derived from 'Bland' meaning "devoid of any distinctive or stimulating characteristics", and 'Angela' meaning "Small,
short catlike person. Very easy to tease, but there'
s no reason to tease an Angela because they're very sweet." A Blandgela is a
tan italian female, who in the summer is typically referred to as a "Tangela" (not to be confused with a sexual move where multiple men tangle up their dicks and attempt to have sexual intercourse with the women. Although Blandgela's wouldn't oppose). Blandgela's, or Blandge's, are often seen sporting multi-colored nike's or nursing pants. They are mostly known for their extraordinary hand-jobs, or "handgela's." Blandgela's, although rare, can usually be found in afghangela driving a
white vangela. Important to note that when encountering a Blandgela, a
popular defense technique is to scream "Mama Mia!" as loud as possible. They don't like that
shit..
