Blondelay 

A blonde is told a joke...there is a delay in their reaction of understanding of the joke...followed by loud laughter....

In fact this includes any and all subjects/topics that is being discussed where there is a delayed reaction...or understanding.

Blondie was told a joke she did not understand whilst others around her laughed loudly. Obvious to everyone, Blondie had experienced Blondelay.

Blondelay by KDC for KJ January 12, 2008

Blondelay 

A moral belief or judgement that is made by an individual based on a perceived acceptable social behavior, usually associated with gays and blondes. Though the individual makes the judgement to his or her friends, it may take up to two years for their actions to catch with their words.

Origins: North Carolina, Washington D.C.
Reference: Paris is Burning, "Reading"

When a girl states that she is completely faithful to her significant other, but is actually sleeping around. She or he is giving me a Blondelay.

Blondelay by PPJ March 14, 2010

blondetage 

The montage of cute blonde girls in the stands at sporting events during time outs or any stoppage of play.

I tuned into the Cubs game on WGN just in time for the 7th inning blondetage.

With her low cut tank top and courtside seats she's a ringer to make the blondetage tonight.

blondetage by peckerle May 12, 2011

bloodplay 

The favourite pastime of your standard sanguinarian, bloodplay is the act of using blood in sexual or fetish situations.

"Hey, did you know Davan's into bloodplay?" That's some kinky shit!"

bloodplay by Lizbeth January 15, 2004

bloodplay 

The act of drawing blood from another person (the blood is sometimes then sucked/licked off of the wound). Usually sexual in nature. Sometimes associated with vampire fetish. A form of edgeplay.

She was bored with sex so she asked her lover to try bloodplay for a change.

bloodplay by TheInfamousEcho January 22, 2008

blondey 

Blondey means a blonde that often has blonde moments such as goes dumb for a minute.

She is such a blondey like no joke bruh

blondey by an7726 May 2, 2016

Blondearexia

A person who is addicted to dying their hair lighter and lighter while complaining constantly to anyone who will listen that it isn't blonde enough.

I suffered from blondearexia for years. Now my hairdresser refuses my requests to "go blonder."

Blondearexia by Nessy Opal August 4, 2010