The name Blandgela is derived from 'Bland' meaning "devoid of any distinctive or stimulating characteristics", and 'Angela' meaning "Small, short catlike person. Very easy to tease, but there's no reason to tease an Angela because they're very sweet." A Blandgela is a tan italian female, who in the summer is typically referred to as a "Tangela" (not to be confused with a sexual move where multiple men tangle up their dicks and attempt to have sexual intercourse with the women. Although Blandgela's wouldn't oppose). Blandgela's, or Blandge's, are often seen sporting multi-colored nike's or nursing pants. They are mostly known for their extraordinary hand-jobs, or "handgela's." Blandgela's, although rare, can usually be found in afghangela driving a white vangela. Important to note that when encountering a Blandgela, a popular defense technique is to scream "Mama Mia!" as loud as possible. They don't like that shit..

Bob: Oh shit there's a Blandgela!

Andy: What?! Can it teach me how to Dougie?

Bob: ... no... but it can give you a handgela.

Andy: Deal

Blandgela by FOXXXXXXY November 18, 2010

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bangel

A title given to the relationship between the character Buffy on "Buffy the Vampire Slayer," and Angel on "Buffy the Vampire Slayer," and "Angel: The Series."

Person 1: I loved him and he loved me...but we could never be together.

Person 2: How Bangel!

bangel by Abby July 1, 2004

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Biangelope

A famously hunted mysterious legend: the biangelope. Although there are no recorded sighting, the evasive biangelope is thought to live on the outskirts of Antarctica. A biangelope is an animal that resembles a deer. However, it has two heads, one in the typical position for a deer, the other on the lower section of it's stomach.

Is that a deer or a biangelope?

Biangelope by PlasticBiscuit December 16, 2017

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