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Military Black Toes 

What happens to your toes when you go into the military for 1 minute with Air Jordan 4 Military blacks
I have military black toes.

Blacktoast-Intolerant 

A condition were burnt toast causes the tear ducts to explode and you cry.
I was eating toast when Blacktoast-Intolerant kicked in and I bawled bro.
Blacktoast-Intolerant by JMRILEY January 18, 2009

blacktops 

Sparks plus. 7.0% ALC/VOL instead of 6.0% or 6.6%. Obvious because of their black tops instead of the normal orange.

The greatest drink ever, crack in can.
Damn they only have that nasty Tilt crap here, let's drive down the road to 7-11 and see if they have any blacktops.
blacktops by Jake June 18, 2006

blacktose intolerant 

Some who, while not outwardly racist, may have negative views towards African Americans. A reserved racist if you will.
"Its not that mom wants to lynch Barack or anything, she just wont vote for him even though he is the best guy. she was raised during the jim crow times and is still a little blacktose intolerant. but shes not a racist."
blacktose intolerant by ninjarlou January 26, 2008

Blacktousintolerant 

1. An excuse to not have to talk to or be around black people for whatever reason.

2. You are literally allergic to black people.
Tarquel: Hey man, you friends with john?

Rick: *cough cough* Sorry sir, im Blacktousintolerant. I have to leave.

Blacktress

An actress of African-American descent.
Blacktress, Queen Latifah is quite the large woman.
Blacktress by pat August 7, 2004
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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