Douche Licker

The act of licking douches

Dude 1: I hate the Cardinals
Dude 2: I too hate them, especially that douche licker Albert Pujols

by Pat October 31, 2004

toaster

a shiny object which keeps me mezmorized for hours on end...oo yes its toasts toast to...

1) (present form) wow that toaster is shiny
2) (present posessive) wow my toaster is shinier
3) (present vulgar) give me my shiny toaster 'fore i cap yo ass

by pat May 16, 2003

spchel

Fat assed midget

Overweight midget in jackass

by Pat July 20, 2003

relative humidity

It's that little drop of sweat that beads up on the back of your neck and dribbles down your back, thru your crack and eventually drips off of your ball while your fucking you sister.

by Pat May 14, 2003

Steve Ballmer

Current Microsoft CEO, responsible for amazing marketing and technological breakthroughs in the computer industry, and sales industry.

Man that Steve Ballmer is teh r3sourceful.

by pat March 06, 2005

TMW

that moment when

I hate TMW I have cereal but no milk

by pat November 13, 2014

sarvo

Australian for 'This Afternoon'.

English man: `care for some crumpets and tea this afternoon, Henry?'

Australian man: `Nah mate I gotta go down to the shops and pick up some XXXX for Brian's barbie the sarvo.'

by Pat March 04, 2005