pat's definitions

plattered

1. To be served on a platter
2. To have been fully destroyed in an argument by a devastating comeback

"You got totally plattered when he called your mama a biaaatch! ZING!"

by Pat February 11, 2005

noost

The act of sexual intercourse

Dude, I want to noost your sister.

by Pat February 18, 2003

orgtastic

really, really good in various ways; orgasmically fantastic

Those cheese balls were just orgtastic!

by pat February 28, 2005

Reyonce

A joke to get someone to say "what?", followed by the phrase "got him". This confuses the person very much especially if they do not know of Reyonce.

You: "You got Reyonce?"
Friend: "What?"
You: Got Him

by Pat June 20, 2006

motley

a term describing a guy who beats girls and is a violent...choice weapon is either rolled up newspapers or extremely small penises

"I'm not going to hit you back...I'm not a violent motley"

by Pat October 4, 2004

vaginal sperm face

Someone who ate a vagina that had recently been spermed in

"anthony aqualina has a vaginal sperm face after playing with his milf."

by pat November 27, 2004

quack

An annoying friend who always seems to bring up stupid points and goes on and on about them.

A person who if they were talking on on a SNL skit, the people would laugh at even though he wasn't trying to funny, he's points are just stupid.

"Oh hey guys, I was drawing a circle today and...(30 minutes later) pretty cool huh"

by Pat November 3, 2004