pat's definitions

spchel

Fat assed midget

Overweight midget in jackass

by Pat July 20, 2003

Rude Boys

Kids (boys or girls) who follow the 2-tone subculture of Ska which emerged in the 1970s to promote equality and exceptance

see also Ska

Look at thoes Rude Boys in the skank pit

by Pat June 8, 2004

heaven

Some how people have seemed to confuse heaven with an old 20's movie. Has nothing to do with harps or our ideal place. It is a place to spend eternity with our Creator. It is completely perfect and there will be no pain or suffering, but only a perfect existence.
No, I'm not mormon.

Just for reference, hell sucks. In fact, it is a place of complete isolation with fire and crap. Somehow, people seem to think that they will have mass orgies and parties. Who got owned now?

by Pat April 2, 2004

nienstedt

a girl who hooks up with 4 different people in one night and reaches a different base with each person(kinda like hitting a cycle in baseball)

All she needs is a single in order to complete the nienstedt

by Pat October 4, 2004

plattered

1. To be served on a platter
2. To have been fully destroyed in an argument by a devastating comeback

"You got totally plattered when he called your mama a biaaatch! ZING!"

by Pat February 11, 2005

noost

The act of sexual intercourse

Dude, I want to noost your sister.

by Pat February 18, 2003

orgtastic

really, really good in various ways; orgasmically fantastic

Those cheese balls were just orgtastic!

by pat February 28, 2005