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blacktose intolerant 

Some who, while not outwardly racist, may have negative views towards African Americans. A reserved racist if you will.
"Its not that mom wants to lynch Barack or anything, she just wont vote for him even though he is the best guy. she was raised during the jim crow times and is still a little blacktose intolerant. but shes not a racist."
blacktose intolerant by ninjarlou January 26, 2008

Blacktose intolerant 

A subtle way of saying you are either a racist or afraid of black people
Dude1: how about we hit Cameron up on our way? He said he's free in the afternoon
Dude2: nah sorry man I'm blacktose intolerant
Blacktose intolerant by Scheix August 23, 2019

blacktose intolerant 

A really dark skinned person who can't eat dairy products
Man.. Kayla's so blacktose intolerant, she can't even eat cheesecake.

When I turned off the light, i couldnt see any thing except her teeth, she's so blacktose intolerant.
blacktose intolerant by One Rho March 23, 2008

Black toast intolerant 

It’s actually “lactose intolerant”. And why tf would it be “black toast”? You know what LACTOSE intolerance is, what does burnt toast have to do with the inability to digest dairy? You’re letting me down man.
You: I’m black toast intolerant
Me: oh really? You can only consume regular toast? Not black toast?

You: what? No I mean dairy...
Me: *looks at camera in grief*

Blacktoes Intolerant

The public display of hygenically unkept,ashy feet that include thick,long, yellowish toenails.

Sometimes put on display and accented with elaborate shoes,flip flops,sliders, and DO include wedges.

This intolerance is not derived from racial indifference but rather a physical reaction to above said displays.

Typically an involuntary reaction which can involve staring, open mouthed wonder, or even new 'ick" unlocks. The display is most often unwarranted and takes place in public with little to no warning, leaving said "observer " with a new unexplainable social disorder.
After going to the salon, I've developed a new condition called blacktoes intolerant.
I developed blacktoes intolerance in the military.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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