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Sirius Blackness 

The deep, dark depression one sinks into upon finishing the fifth Harry Potter book. The mood is characterized by a feeling of intense loss, loneliness, and hopelessness. Essentially, there is a deep black chasm somewhere near the heart.
Concerned Friend: What's wrong with Ted? Has he been crying?!
Wise Friend: He's fell into Sirius Blackness. I'll give him some chocolate.
Sirius Blackness by yumfudge July 26, 2011

Unnecessary Blackness 

a Football penalty becoming more common by the day.
Jaron toasts Corey on a corner route

Corey: Dude, no touchdown. Penalty on that play.

Jaron: what the hell! For what?

Corey: Unnecessary Blackness, 15 yards.

Blactress 

Halle Berry is one of the best Blactresses in the world!
Blactress by SmilexD8 December 17, 2010

blackcessorize 

when a guy is wearing all matching clothes.example: red cap,red jersey,red pants,and red shoes.and of course a lot of gold!
That fool must be a spurs fanatic he's blackcessorized in black and silver from the ground to his grill!
blackcessorize by rey man May 2, 2006

Blackness monster

A blackness monster is the blackest person in the pool.
Swim away! It's the blackness monster.

blactress 

"Vivica A. Fox is one bitchin' blactress."
blactress by flyguy April 19, 2004