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Bitchwork is work that is menial or tedious or busy work.
What do you do at your new job? Well I file, and organize the place, bitchwork mostly.
bitchwork by Alex Langford October 4, 2005

bitchkrieg 

A very lengthy, very loud and very annoying tirade of negative comments and whiny, annoying ad nauseum complaints, often done either yelling or screaming in a high-pitched voice while in a state of extreme anger or self-righteousness.

Combination of bitching (used as a descriptor for complaining or whining) and blitzkrieg (the traditional "lightning assault" commonly used by the Hitler's military).
I shouldn't hang out here anymore, man. My mom throws a bitchkrieg every time she finds out I'm here.
bitchkrieg by J.C.B. February 27, 2005

bitchbored 

When you have no girl and need some attention, you hit up random hoes to occupy your time.
"Bro why are you talking to that hoe"
"I don't know bro, I'm bitchbored."
bitchbored by AntonioManoloLopez November 26, 2015

Bitchorcism 

From the ancient art of bitchorcising, this must be handled by a fully trained bitchorcist, you know someone has been possessed by a bitch on one day every month when blood comes out of it's second asshole. 4 known methods from ancient scriptures include forcing it out of the host, in modern days this is known as bitch slapping, another way is cutting it from its shackles, nowadays known as rituals, not to be confused with murder. Another way is putting a cleansing rod inside of the second asshole, all know male bitchorcists have them, it has to be put in deep and fast repeatedly with chance of bitchspawn coming out 9 months later. The final way is feeding it the blood of the bitch, this is from draining the second asshole of its blood and refeeding, not to be mixed up with illegal torture porn.
Adam said we should eat the fruit, eve said no which lead Adam to believe she had been possessed by a bitch, so came the first bitchorcism
Bitchorcism by Jewish healthcare November 21, 2016

bitchmorfia 

The process in which, the bitch, or the annoying and dumbass girl, annoys a guy, and eventually gaining control of them, making it possible to get answers, or get things from the guy
Gosh, so sad what happened to Joe, bitchmorfia struck him hard. Now he is being controlled like a shit.

Bitchlord 

The term comes from the word "Landlord", and it refers to a person, who is the lord/boss/owner of one or several bitches. - A bitch here is not the formal term of the female dog, but a bitch person.
Other, less significant synonyms: Bitch owner, Bitch boss, and the Spanish version - Amo Puta - is also widely spread.
-Hey dude, are you coming out tonight?
-No, I have to go pleasure my Bitchlord.
-You're such a bitch!

Do you remember Anita from the party last week? I made her my bitch. Now I'm officially a Bitchlord.
Bitchlord by lovemybitchlords September 13, 2016