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Mega Bitchwhore 

Noun
Alike to the mgabitch, the Mega Bitchwhore is the epitome of the word "bitch," but this megabitch is a whore, or they are not. This is a gender neutral term.
Have you seen Dylan and Melanie? They are such Mega Bitchwhores, and they are perfect for eachother. They each can go fuck themselves.

Speaker 1: Man, I'm so fucking sick of having Kasey around. She is so fake.
Speaker 2: I know right, she is such a mega bitchwhore
Mega Bitchwhore by MrBlue Coyote January 9, 2020

Bitchbook 

Refers to those who use Facebook consistently to complain about their problems! Bitch, bitch, bitch!!
"STATUS: Here I am again, using Bitchbook.....Why is my life so miserable? I have another headache today!"
Bitchbook by wisdom66 July 15, 2009

Bitchwarm 

Slightly warm. Not hot or cold. A weak warmth. Lukewarm.
Luke felt neither hot nor cold, but he hates acknowledging the word lukewarm's existence, so he'd say he is bitchwarm.

Devin wasn't too sure about Tyler's new fursuit. You could say he felt bitchwarm about it.
Bitchwarm by Bitchwarm Nomis August 29, 2019

bitchbored 

When you have no girl and need some attention, you hit up random hoes to occupy your time.
"Bro why are you talking to that hoe"
"I don't know bro, I'm bitchbored."
bitchbored by AntonioManoloLopez November 26, 2015

Bitch Work 

Commonly used to describe work that is given to lower level employees to keep them occupied for hours at a time, usually assigned by managers or higher level employees who are either too fat or lazy to complete the task at hand themselves. This type of work is mostly found in restaurants and retail stores.
McGee was too busy sitting on his fat ass talking on his cell phone, so he decided to hand his bitch work over to one of the cashiers who was busy helping a long line of pissed off customers.
Bitch Work by Anonymous Employee April 21, 2006

Bitchorcism 

From the ancient art of bitchorcising, this must be handled by a fully trained bitchorcist, you know someone has been possessed by a bitch on one day every month when blood comes out of it's second asshole. 4 known methods from ancient scriptures include forcing it out of the host, in modern days this is known as bitch slapping, another way is cutting it from its shackles, nowadays known as rituals, not to be confused with murder. Another way is putting a cleansing rod inside of the second asshole, all know male bitchorcists have them, it has to be put in deep and fast repeatedly with chance of bitchspawn coming out 9 months later. The final way is feeding it the blood of the bitch, this is from draining the second asshole of its blood and refeeding, not to be mixed up with illegal torture porn.
Adam said we should eat the fruit, eve said no which lead Adam to believe she had been possessed by a bitch, so came the first bitchorcism
Bitchorcism by Jewish healthcare November 21, 2016
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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